If You Were Ever Arrested What Do You Think Your Crime Would Be?

Removing the Do Not Remove tag off the mattress

Animal smuggling...by that I mean me trying to smuggle a gator across the state line 🙄

Desperate and having forgotten my wallet, I’m forced to shove several pints of Ben & Jerry’s down my pants. But when I try to make a run for it my legs get wobbly because my inner thighs and coochie are frozen. 😢

Being kind to a bank robber. Let me carry that for you. 🦝

Spreading left political viewpoints. Others have already been put on terrorism watch lists just for that and the political landscape has only moved more to the right since, so it's a matter of time before people get arrested for it.

For public protest and civil disobedience.

Steeling gas, drunk and disorderly....oh those aren't "if"🤣🤣🤣

Honest or funny answer?


Let's go with the less incriminating one:
Removing the labels of canned food in the store

Probably arrested for contributing to road signs like this!

Running nude up my local street 😊

I almost got arrested once for yelling at the cops 🥹 They just rolled their eyes at me.. 🙄

The thought police would be the ones doing the arresting because all of my criminal and immoral deeds are in my head.

no need to hypothesize

Easy one. My wife tends to swear, give people the finger and LAY on the horn when someone pisses her off while she’s driving.

One day someone is going to jump out of the car and head for her. I can’t let that happen. They’re going to get knocked out. Then I’ll be charged with assault. 🫤

Juggling without a permit

stealing a marble rye

Abusing the English language

Throwing snowballs at your windows 🪟😁

They'll never catch me!

Disorderly conduct 😊

Murder.

Littering

"Whatcha get?"

"I didn't get nothin. I had to pay 50 bucks and pick up the trash"

(Anybody get the reference?)

Been there done that and done my time

Causing severe embarrassment to my teenage daughter whenever I meet her friends 😁

Ever, hell I have been

Refusing, to fines, that were I fought in court

Driving without a drivers license, because the government said I had to have one

Refusing to a state ID card, because the government said I had to

Got into fights over my choice of clothing and was arrested for that. (For the fighting part)

I don't like to obey, I am not a slave

Trolling the wrong person to the point they got butt hurt...

Ignoring the do not disturb sign...👀

Time manipulation

Yeah me too lol

Sex in public 😁

Premeditated sobriety

Cat juggling.

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Feeding the animals at the zoo