I remember growing up Christmas was a big deal to my Mom.She was taken off the Navajo reservation at an early age to a boarding school. She was punished for speaking Navajo . As years went on she was adopted by a white family in Utah . And there she learned Christmas. (I don’t know the whole Mormon thing a... See More »
I love pissing inmates off when they say “even dogs eat better than this” and I reply . “That’s because some dogs behave themselves”
This is such a small town ! I met this one chick the other day and she had a striking resemblance of someone I knew and I was like ..Did I go to jail with your brother ?
I came up with a song idea while in jail a few years back.. it’s called “🎶Where the Hell is Santa Claus🎶Hahaha those were good times. The guards decided to have Christmas spirit and not beat us that night
Question for the ladies and catfishes . What comes to your mind when you think about .. CHEEZEBURGERBROWN ?
My 2nd Christmas without my mom and dad. This time I’m sober. I should have told them I loved them everyday.
Don’t wait until you’re my age to get sober people!Addiction was never the problem it was an attempt to solve a problem . 🙏🏽
I got all my vaccines!!.. flu, covid,tetanus, rabies etc.. why is my weiner a 10 year old alter boy again ??
My Boss: come into my office 😠Me: yes sir 😔 My Boss: close door behind you so no one sees me hit you 😑 Me: *closes door* Ps I’m just kidding
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