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CestManan · 46-50, F
Well hell, usually when crap like that shows up on CL, they be sayin stuff like, "Do not lowball me, I know what I have!"
Yeah they have dementia! Of course in this case he should have said, "Ran great before getting in wreck." Lot of good that does NOW.
One time I saw this Nissan 300ZX on CL that looked like a steam roller done ran over it. Okay, there was another photo of one in showroom condition below the steam roller wreck and the seller was like, "Just look at what is possible!" Yeah you drop enough mints and MAYBE. 🙄
The BEST ad I saw once was this - some guy, who probably has a mullet and the complete Motley Crue discography on 8 track was selling a used Camaro. Before reading on, just try guess where THIS is going.
Okay, you ready for this? It described the car a bit, had a photo, and said, "No title. The previous owner went to prison before he could sign it over."
CL car ads, or car ads in general, have become a running joke.
One time my room mate was looking for a car to buy and on one of the ads she looked at the seller's FB profile. It was a picture of some guy with his mouth gaped and some kind of smoke coming out of it. I wonder what he was smoking? 🤔
Yeah they have dementia! Of course in this case he should have said, "Ran great before getting in wreck." Lot of good that does NOW.
One time I saw this Nissan 300ZX on CL that looked like a steam roller done ran over it. Okay, there was another photo of one in showroom condition below the steam roller wreck and the seller was like, "Just look at what is possible!" Yeah you drop enough mints and MAYBE. 🙄
The BEST ad I saw once was this - some guy, who probably has a mullet and the complete Motley Crue discography on 8 track was selling a used Camaro. Before reading on, just try guess where THIS is going.
Okay, you ready for this? It described the car a bit, had a photo, and said, "No title. The previous owner went to prison before he could sign it over."
CL car ads, or car ads in general, have become a running joke.
One time my room mate was looking for a car to buy and on one of the ads she looked at the seller's FB profile. It was a picture of some guy with his mouth gaped and some kind of smoke coming out of it. I wonder what he was smoking? 🤔
MellyMel22 · F
@CestManan That is all so craZy 😂🤣😂🤣
SW-User
This reminds me of my car accident freshman year of college. My dad passed away shortly after (due to illness) and I was dealing with survivors guilt ever since. Almost as if his life had to be taken to save mine.
It's why i ended up on EP that year.
It's why i ended up on EP that year.
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User I’m really sorry to hear that 😞❤️
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Damn! That looks like what was left of my 1995 Mazda MX6 I drove off the side of a mountain a month after buying it 🥺
MellyMel22 · F
@Zaphod42 Sounds like you’re lucky be alive!
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
@MellyMel22 Thats what they all told me 🤷♂️
Classified · M
Just need to align the wheels a bit 😶
MellyMel22 · F
@Classified I bet he’ll take a bit off the price for it 🤣
Classified · M
@MellyMel22 He's a bro like that
deadteddy · 26-30, F
He meant 350,00 not 35,000
MellyMel22 · F
@deadteddy I saw it half asleep looking for a wall decor piece. I was like wtf am I looking at? Then I saw the bottom 😂
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Mercedes' BENDS
MellyMel22 · F
@JoyfulSilence Just a bit!
Fairydust · F
Just needs a lick of paint. 😁
NerdyPotato · M
Driven a full 300 miles and still looking like that? It obviously belonged to someone who took great care of it. 😅
MellyMel22 · F
NerdyPotato · M
@MellyMel22 that's on par with "Will get you from point A to point A" 😌
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
It's like some of the "females" on here. This guy is going to say it's a good car. Just like the catfish are some middle aged fat guy eating cheetos.
MellyMel22 · F
@MrSmooTh Yeah, there’s some craZy characters here 🤭
SW-User
My 1st thought was Buster Keaton's car falling completely apart on him when he hits a bump
SW-User
no... i don't get the impression that SW or its user(s) ever innovated on anything tbh
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User Let me introduce you to some 😌
Did the car remind you of someone? Or just the smart comments at the bottom?
MellyMel22 · F
@sstronaut The sarcastic descriptions 🤭
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
This is funny as hell 😅 But I don’t know who this remind me of they probably have me blocked
Fullmetal · 46-50, M
"No lowballers! I know what I have"!
MellyMel22 · F
@Fullmetal Seriously! It even has “rubber tires”
Fullmetal · 46-50, M
@MellyMel22 gotta be clear on the specifics!! Lol
Sojournersoul · M
Great car for your daughter. 🙄🙄🙄
MellyMel22 · F
@Sojournersoul He also had a list of fake things that he had listed as “sold.” 😂🤣
Goodluckwiththat · 56-60, M
Damage should buff out...lol
MellyMel22 · F
@Goodluckwiththat Right?!
Convivial · 26-30, F
I have to admire their optimism 🤗
MellyMel22 · F
@Convivial It caught me half asleep.
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Needs some TLC! 🙃😊
MellyMel22 · F
@DeWayfarer Just a bit!
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
It can buff out
MellyMel22 · F
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
🤔
MellyMel22 · F
@wildbill83 Omg 🤭
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
MellyMel22 · F
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
The moment you realize that SW-people are "normal" people, just peopling with anonymity. People are curious beings.
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
if that's worth that much then my Van is worth 1 million
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pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@MellyMel22 yes please do. he sounds like an awesome businessman.
MellyMel22 · F
@pancakeslam He seems to sell a lot 🤣
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@MellyMel22 I'm not buying it... no wait thats not what I mean.
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
A bargin
MellyMel22 · F
@Justenjoyit I need it 🥺
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
That's the way the Mercedes bends.
MellyMel22 · F
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Who would buy that 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@iamonfire696 He had a page of of posts like that and even marked a bunch as sold 😆 this was the only car one..
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@MellyMel22 OMG it’s just insanity 🤣
empanadas · 31-35, M
Someone on here would buy it if there's used d!@p€rs in the back
MellyMel22 · F
@empanadas It was you 😂🤣 I thought, he’s the taco of marketplace. I couldn’t find it to show you, but he had a whole page of stuff like it 🤣😂