turd burgler...

sewage worker!.. 🕺

I'm old, retired, and a home bod. Movie theaters sit empty because of people like me and their $7 hotdogs go unsold. And I have no sympathy for idle wait-staff pandering for 30% tips.

I distribute other people's thoughts disguised as paper rectangles to the general public for money.

I am a software /web app and bot developer. My work sometimes ends with making few people unemployed.

I deal drugs

I supply data and evidence so congress and the president can justify corporate welfare.

i yell at people and limit their money.

Manipulate people’s minds

Circuitry invader

Tax stuff

I tell people what do and to make me money if they dont I get rid of them!!

I blackmail people with what they read

Digging up repressed memories without a warrant.

Human trafficking 🤷‍♂

Aggravated Assault

Financial scams

I steal code from the internet and rearrange, combine, and modify it just enough to pass it off as my own work.