describing it as a crime, what do you do for a living?

I am a software /web app and bot developer. My work sometimes ends with making few people unemployed.

Tax stuff

I deal drugs

Circuitry invader

I supply data and evidence so congress and the president can justify corporate welfare.

I distribute other people's thoughts disguised as paper rectangles to the general public for money.

I blackmail people with what they read

I tell people what do and to make me money if they dont I get rid of them!!

I steal code from the internet and rearrange, combine, and modify it just enough to pass it off as my own work.

Manipulate people’s minds

turd burgler...

sewage worker!.. 🕺

I get thousands of dollars a month without doing anything