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My mom like really...

Really..wants me to get married.

Thanks mah', pawn me off on the individual statistically most likely to murder me.

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BrandNewMan · 61-69, M
What starts w a heart and diamond .. sometimes ends w a club and a spade .. 🤣

All joking aside .. something to enter into with due diligence. Good ones occur .. but it can be extremely hard if the match has meaningful challenges beyond the fundamental work it takes to sustain it
Punxi · F
@BrandNewMan Solid advice 🙂
faery · F
I hear ya, sister
Ferric67 · M
I get that too from people who aren't even related to me
yugimotodm · 26-30, M
Just marry me already
if you can cook i'll be your man....for life 🤭
Punxi · F
@beermeplease I make a mean PB&J...🥹
@Punxi that's perfect...."wifey" 🤭
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
She's probably getting tired of holding onto your massive dowry ...

Punxi · F
@GuiltyBiStander Damn...500 head a beef...💅🏻
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
@Punxi

You're worth it.

No go get that lonsome cowboy 😆
BohoBabe · M
I've been murdered before, it wasn't that bad.
ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M
I'm happy to cook for the Wedding party if you marry Beery

Anything to get him out of our hair
ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M
@Punxi He likes Pussies
Punxi · F
@ShenaniganFoodie Well I mean there are a few men here he could propose to...😏
ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M
@Punxi I cook for him on Weekends

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Punxi · F
@TheDeathOCuHullainn Damn!!! Murfer worthy! 😭
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
You could get married to a pillow.
MethDozer · M
Fine, i'll do it.
Punxi · F
@MethDozer Well for fuuuqu sake ok then....sigh. 🙄

 
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