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My mom like really...

Really..wants me to get married.

Thanks mah', pawn me off on the individual statistically most likely to murder me.

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BrandNewMan · 61-69, M
What starts w a heart and diamond .. sometimes ends w a club and a spade .. 🤣

All joking aside .. something to enter into with due diligence. Good ones occur .. but it can be extremely hard if the match has meaningful challenges beyond the fundamental work it takes to sustain it
Punxi · F
@BrandNewMan Solid advice 🙂
if you can cook i'll be your man....for life 🤭
Punxi · F
@beermeplease I make a mean PB&J...🥹
@Punxi that's perfect...."wifey" 🤭
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
She's probably getting tired of holding onto your massive dowry ...

Punxi · F
@GuiltyBiStander Damn...500 head a beef...💅🏻
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
@Punxi

You're worth it.

No go get that lonsome cowboy 😆
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Punxi · F
@TheDeathOCuHullainn Damn!!! Murfer worthy! 😭
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
You could get married to a pillow.
MethDozer · M
Fine, i'll do it.
Punxi · F
@MethDozer Well for fuuuqu sake ok then....sigh. 🙄

 
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