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Starsandfire · 31-35, F
alphacuck
Oh wait. I AM married to him! 🙃 and he never checks his account so this is pointless 😂
Oh wait. I AM married to him! 🙃 and he never checks his account so this is pointless 😂
@Starsandfire Same. Mine hasn't logged in since I made him make it
Starsandfire · 31-35, F
@V00doo mine was being a bit much so I told him off and he lost interest 😂
Not a chance in hell anyone.
One. I’d fuck it up
Two. They’d try and stab me in my sleep.
Three. Probably option two.
One. I’d fuck it up
Two. They’d try and stab me in my sleep.
Three. Probably option two.
SW-User
@Teggy I wouldn't stab u haha even if the first is a fact
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
No. Absolutely not.
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Straylight · 31-35, F
@BettyBeez Fine, I’ll settle for friends with benefits. 🙄
@Straylight I'd settle for acquaintances with benefits. 🤣
summersong · F
I don’t dislike anyone here enough to do that to them 😅
Dayman · 31-35, M
@summersong yeah right you’re wonderful anyone would be honored to be with you
SubstantialKick · 36-40, M
Hmmm, that's a tough one 🤔.
Dayman · 31-35, M
@SubstantialKick we made the same joke hahaha
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@SubstantialKick @Dayman you both are nuts 🌰🤣
Dayman · 31-35, M
She's have to have green skin and prefer living in a pond. 🐸
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UnderLockDown · M
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays You might actually find her here.😂
Valerian · 100+, M
There's several I'd consider, but not immediately, because I'd need some "get to know you" time.
Kinda need to peek under the hood and look for compatible equipment and do a few test rides!
Then there's a much NEEDED sanity test! Gotta figure out and consider the various wacko elements, mental conditions and psycho aspects.
Then we marry!
Kinda need to peek under the hood and look for compatible equipment and do a few test rides!
Then there's a much NEEDED sanity test! Gotta figure out and consider the various wacko elements, mental conditions and psycho aspects.
Then we marry!
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
Nobody. They all have like 3 others they’re screwing. Send food.
fun4us2b · M
Whoa, not that question again!
LegendofPeza · 56-60, M
Done that already.
Straylight · 31-35, F
I did marry @1000PaperCranes.
BeefySenpie · M
ExperienceDLT · M
BettyBeez
ExperienceDLT · M
@BettyBeez you will always be my internet wifey 😛 and favorite ketchup dipper
@BettyBeez Who would you ask for a trial separation on SW?
Such a long list @FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays
SW-User
I don't honestly think anyone would pick me. So there's your answer.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
There's plenty of women from SW I'd marry
SpoiledRottenPassengerPrincess · 36-40, F
I want to marry @LongGameDude in real life, so he's my sw choice too ❤️😍🥰
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Not being married to them is what is fun :P
UnderLockDown · M
Even here I would be the single cat guy.🤷♂️
knight8in8 · 46-50, M
That woman with freckles and tattoos.
AirForce687 · 36-40, M
i would marry Johnny O
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Adamski24 · 41-45, M
@Ohyeah3809 she is so beautiful on the inside and the outside, every time I see her I'm like a schoolboy with a huge crush especially with her big beautiful eyes I am just so lost in them.
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GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
With all the handsome wealthy smart successful famous guys here, an ordinary country bumpkin like me wouldn’t stand a chance
oldercanuck1 · 70-79, M
maybe not marry but live together ,,, life is about what makes you happy ,,
SW-User
I don't see anyone that I could trust enough for that here 😁 😁
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SW-User
@swirlie exactly great for others things but not that
There's one lady I'd consider, but idk if we know each other well enough.
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
Did the marriage thing twice and don’t think I could do it again.
TheFlippantSide · F
That one guy. Fortunately, I already know him in the real world.
nicedave · 46-50, M
Better not say as they may read this and they may be in a relationship
Notsimilar · 31-35, F
I don't know anyone well enough to say 😂
SW-User
Boyfriends yeah hahaha 😁 but that's it 😂😆😆😆😆😂😅😅
DCarey · 46-50, M
I'd have a stable of wives and concubines.
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LongPatrol if he were a woman!
SW-User
Going to have to vote no on this one.
SW-User
Can we marry more than one 🤔
Justsomeguy65 · 56-60, M
I would chase you ofcourse. :)
gummybears · F
Already married one 😎
mainvane · 61-69, M
cercisflowertoo
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
Taking applications 😂
SW-User
My boyfriend
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Torpedocat99 · 46-50, MVIP
You.
GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M
🤔🤷♂️
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
Nobody wants me, so I would not inflict myself upon them.
Lilliesandlight · 41-45, F
@ViciDraco aww! I'm sure that's not true, lol
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
@Lilliesandlight I meant here, not in general 😅
Already am
Bang5luts · M
Dunno 🤷♂️?
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Isn’t it against the law to marry an already married man 🤷🏼♀️🤣
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