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so I got this feeling

are you gonna tie me up and throw me in your windowless van
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theweekdy · 22-25, M
how’d you know…?
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@theweekdy telepathy
YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
According to today’s therapists, absolutely! Stranger danger my friend. You aren’t an adult that knows how to stay safe until you are the same age as every person that currently claims you are not. 😆

You just think you are a fully developed human. But turns out. It’s up for debate
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
Probably drug you first to make it easier
Snickerdoodle · 31-35
@JohnnyNoir oh my well I better make lots of noise
SlaveEt · 36-40, F
Well yeah! Duh! Snickerdoodles are only one of the best kinds of cookie😋
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@SlaveEt What if I just bring some snickerdoodles with me?
SlaveEt · 36-40, F
@Nitedoc
Lol I suppose I could forgo the chloroform in that case😋
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@SlaveEt That's true. No chloroform needed. 😀
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
And feed you cupcakes?
Monaschandroff86 · 18-21, F
I’m stuck in rehab how can I do that and I am only on my learners
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@Monaschandroff86 uh dayum so you would have to take the rehab warden with you to collect him in a windowless van
Monaschandroff86 · 18-21, F
Monaschandroff86 · 18-21, F
@Donotfolowme I’ve never kidnapped anyone
Tarnished · 26-30, M
Bold of you to assume I can afford a windowless van.
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@Tarnished hire it
Houdini · 56-60, M
It can be arranged but you won’t like it
DDonde · 31-35, M
Nah it's not windowless
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@DDonde bummer 👎😕 can you hire
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
Oh I read "to wash your window pane" then instantly my brain said how can he wash anything with tied hands.
So is it like some kidnapping invitation right after Halloween? I don't have van let alone windowless.
Can you still wash tho?
how perceptive

Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@StygianKohlrabi this one has windows.. so it's a No ❌
caccoon · 36-40
Are you okayyyyyy
SpaceJesus · 46-50
But not before wrapping you in a clean, unused black plastic bag. With your head sticking out, of course. Wouldn't want to suffocate you
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
If you like.
candycane · 36-40, F
No in my cookie maker🤤
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@candycane is it that big?
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