I regret to inform everyone that it’s Christmas week and I am not ready.

Every Christmas I always buy lots and lots of wine and bottle bags. If someone who you forgot suddenly appears with a gift you can quickly bag a bottle and it looks like you remembered all along plus, as an additional bonus, you can get absolutely rat arsed on the left over wine. Advice from your Auntie Bertie. You're welcome xx

I've already had one failure. Our daughter got my wife one of the same things I had for her, so I had to rush out and get another gift.

I have so much left to do!

Take I-70 to the STL airport....pick a flight, get on a plane and escape.

But but but but but but!!

Hey its not Christmas Eve yet and Dollar Tree is open late

Can we just cancel it?

Go to your left, then your right.

Lottery scratch off tickets. 😌

Change religion for a week?

Leave a mysterious yet comforting note and head off to a Holiday Inn.

No evacuation necessary

Draw the curtains

And stay off the Hallmark Chanel

Jump In My Car


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