Sweating like a nun in a cucumber patch

When ever anyone asks me how's it going I tend to say "Living the dream".... "or nightmare whatever"

“This too shall pass.” It somehow makes me feel better when things aren’t going well.

"The power of accurate perception is frequently referred to as cynicism, by those who do not possess it..."

Cuz its awesum. And true.

"Soup's on!"

My late dad's call to dinner many moons ago.

My favorite bucket-list phrase: Glancing at me, some gal tells the waitress "I'll have what she's having."

Nothing lasts forever not even the bad times

It reminds that anything bad that i may go through is only temporary.

Something my mother used to say to me and my siblings. Those that ask don't get, those that don't ask don't want.

"Break a leg": A way to wish someone good luck, it's my favourite because it can also be viewed as a threat. 😂

I have a whole list tho 😅

Nodding my head

"As much use as...." Fill in your own. Wickerwork bedpan. Chocolate fireguard. Polystyrene anchor.....

"Regular or decaf?" ☕

Derka derka derka! Muhammad Jihad! Team America is so awesomely politically incorrect. Its like 'Mash' crossed with 'Seal Team 6' and NCIS in a great parody format.

On a day that's raining: "that's a day for the ducks."

What is passing is not the time, it's the LIFE.

Feet are fantastic!

Self praise is no recommendation

Obstacles are only obstacles until you remove them

Time Will Tell

It’s not a crime if you don’t get caught

"What the fvck"