What is the most ridiculous thing you have done to impress a potential partner?

I did not do it to impress them but on my first date with my ex-wife I ended up with an attempted murder arrest because somebody did something they really should not have done and I lost it I beat the boy to the floor and accidentally threw him out of a third story window so our date was interrupted Naturally by 17 officers and I was taken to the Los Angeles County Jail known as Wayside and we continued our first date talk through bulletproof glass and I had waste and leg shackles behind her on the phone was a sign that says no warning shots will be fired. I think that falls under stupid and yet very interesting

I shelled an entire bag of pistachios because she liked them.

One day I replaced all of her outdated kitchen appliances while she was at work: fridge, dishwasher, stove, microwave and toaster.

I do random things to impress her at both ends of the spectrum (free to expensive)

Shared all of my feelings. Learned quickly that this is a bd idea.

I left anonymous love poems at her door over the course of a few months. She ended up changing dorm rooms, so that never panned out

I’ve tried to forget 🤣

Told him my father was David Hasselhoff and my mother was Dolly Parton.

It would probably be that time I gave myself an at home circumcision

Climbed a drain pipe, which at about 20 feet up started to detach.

Tripped on the front of my floor-length gown and fell face-first down a set of stairs

Drank beer out of her shoe. 🤦🏻

Give myself an at home circumcision

Actually nothing... Pretty boring