What is the most ridiculous thing you have done to impress a potential partner?

I did not do it to impress them but on my first date with my ex-wife I ended up with an attempted murder arrest because somebody did something they really should not have done and I lost it I beat the boy to the floor and accidentally threw him out of a third story window so our date was interrupted Naturally by 17 officers and I was taken to the Los Angeles County Jail known as Wayside and we continued our first date talk through bulletproof glass and I had waste and leg shackles behind her on the phone was a sign that says no warning shots will be fired. I think that falls under stupid and yet very interesting