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Guys, are blue balls real or something made up?

I think of it as giving them a cummy ache
@saragoodtimes only a woman can say that,,
@saragoodtimes I ache for your balls.
SalttyDawg · 70-79, M
@saragoodtimes Yeah, what she says 😛
BlueVeins · 22-25
It is real, but the pain is fairly mild.
I was in my early 30es ,my wife had gone to visit her parents out of state for two weeks,, so i had nothing to do on the week end,,went to town local bar,,there i met with a girl i dated before marriage,,we stared talking,,ended up at her house,,drinking wine smoking weed,,,one thing led to another,,to make a long story short we started fucking,,we pounded each other most of the night,,seem like for hours,,i went home went to bed ,when i woke up my balls were the size of turkey eggs,,all most black,,first thing i thought,,what if my wife comes home,,i soaked them in ice water for two days,,,,yes blue balls are real,,
It's real.

It can happen with, e.g., edging, or any long stimulation without release.
Hotelroom38 · 51-55, M
@SomeMichGuy welcome to the Similar worlds effect :) 🤣
Real.and very painful
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
They don't actually go blue... 😅 I'm curious if google knows why their called that.
dancingtongue · 80-89, M
@Thevy29 Couldn't look it up yourself? 🤔 Apparently, in a rare minority of cases they actually do turn a shade of pale blue.
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
@dancingtongue Other people use this laptop. I don't want my search history coming back to haunt me. 😅
dancingtongue · 80-89, M
@Thevy29 In that case -- you're welcome.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
I'd tell you the truth but they'd recall my "guy card"

bottom line: if he tells you he's going to get blue balls - tell him to "handle the problem" himself.
PeterJ · 51-55, M
Mine have never turned blue other than swimming in freezing cold water. But lack of use has made them sore
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
They are real and they are uncomfortable.
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@hippyjoe1955 lete pop your blue balls
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@SkeetSkeet I haven't had them for a very very long time. Going nude/commando under a kilt helps a lot.
deadgerbil · 22-25
@SkeetSkeet can you pop mine? Mmmm
SW-User
Well I don't know much about haven't given it much thought but back in 1998 I did 90 days in jail for having 2 roaches in my wallet that I had forgot were in there. I went to the doc while in there because a lump had formed on one of my testicles. He looked at it and said it was nothing to worry about but caused from not ejaculating for so long while being in that horrible place.
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Epididymal hypertension (aka blue balls) is very real yet not very common. Most males secrete semen and sperm all the time in small amounts (wet dreams). Yet when there is a blockage it can be quite painful. The degree of pain is dependent on the blockage.

The blockage can result from many things. Even psychological reasons... hence the hypertension.
Some would say there’s no such thing as a dumb question.
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
It's real, it hurts, you have to cum for it to stop
CaptainKirk · 41-45, M
Dunno, I wank too much to find out
1olderguy20 · 61-69, M
Its real. Very uncomfortable
Mysterion619 · 26-30, M
Yeah it's just bruised balls
ohhh they are real
Adamski24 · 41-45, M
As real as a heart attack
Tminus6453 · M
Real, and it sucks
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
Whodunnit · M
It's called epididymal hypertension and as with everything else the level of pain varies from man to man, from mild discomfort to excruciating pain.
Japrost · 41-45, M
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
@Azlotto Bloody Aussies.
justanothername · 51-55, M
@Azlotto That’s a very old ute.
melbeacher · 56-60, M
I have never experienced it myself. I believe it is just a term for lack of sex or ejaculating.
exexec · 61-69, C
It's not something I have ever experienced. Maybe I should thank my wife.
Rpfun78 · 61-69, M
Real but not a reason to help him if you don’t like him
He can always go see Mrs Palmer and her 5 beautiful daughters...
Its fake. Its only for those guys who have out of control sex rage..
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Very real. Extreme agony when I was 15. Also called lover's nuts.
Lackwittyname · 51-55, M
Quite real, but a quick jerk off can cure that
Beetlejuice68 · 51-55, M
Definitely something made up.
Strongtea · 22-25, M
Umm I’ve never heard of them. 😬
Sjones13 · 41-45, M
I’ve never experienced that
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Hasn't happened to me yet
PTCdresser57 · 61-69, M
They can be real
carpediem · 61-69, M
Real. Next question
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
They can be real
TAReturns · M
Completely real
SW-User
Very real.
Reflection2 · 41-45, M
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
It's like a blue waffle
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
It's fake, your balls dont turn blue. However, it does start to hurt due to the pressure, that is true. It's natural though, you'll just cum in your sleep.
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Ask a Smurf
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hunkalove · 61-69, M
@ViciDraco There is also the old line that if she doesn't get you off your sperm will solidify and your love bone will break off.
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
@hunkalove I've never heard that one before.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
@ViciDraco Popular back in the early-1960s.

 
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