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Degbeme · 70-79, M
BlueVeins · 22-25
i'll tell you if the aliens ever come so they can have you in a human zoo 👌🏿 you will make at least 6 figures, but they all may be 0s
Become a prostitute... You literally do nothing all day just get fucked... What do you think? Sound like a job u want?? Also .... I would like to pay for services
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kelseyM · 22-25, F
@TimingQuasars no, too much work
@kelseyM im done helping you. i gave you the easiest best job you could ever have and you turned it down... That's your only option ... Have fun being broke back xD
bijouxbroussard · F
@TimingQuasars You said you don’t know any, so you have no clue what they’re asked to do.
@kelseyM I have friends who’ve done that—back when they were desperate. Imagine having to be with someone you don’t find attractive, who isn’t concerned whether or not they’re clean, not concerned about whether or not they hurt you, who sees you as a thing to do whatever they literally want with. It’s more than “just lying there”. And no guy who likes women would ever suggest it.
@kelseyM I have friends who’ve done that—back when they were desperate. Imagine having to be with someone you don’t find attractive, who isn’t concerned whether or not they’re clean, not concerned about whether or not they hurt you, who sees you as a thing to do whatever they literally want with. It’s more than “just lying there”. And no guy who likes women would ever suggest it.
Work in government?
Viper · M
I think we all want that jump lol
The closest I've seen is PR people, and certain leadership positions... PR just have to figure out ways to give out the best PR but it's so natural to some, they're basically just showing up... but so many people have that degree and there aren't enough jobs for it.
There are certain leadership positions where their job is basically to be an internal PR person, or make it look like they're doing something, when really not too much is changing or anyone would have down that.
I've heard about and now have experienced some cases where leadership has basically changed things, just so they can put something in their resume.
There was no need for the change, the change didn't improve much or change much, the biggest difference is the name and color of the materials and a couple of small PR things.
The closest I've seen is PR people, and certain leadership positions... PR just have to figure out ways to give out the best PR but it's so natural to some, they're basically just showing up... but so many people have that degree and there aren't enough jobs for it.
There are certain leadership positions where their job is basically to be an internal PR person, or make it look like they're doing something, when really not too much is changing or anyone would have down that.
I've heard about and now have experienced some cases where leadership has basically changed things, just so they can put something in their resume.
There was no need for the change, the change didn't improve much or change much, the biggest difference is the name and color of the materials and a couple of small PR things.
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
Heck ask Joe Biden or Obama or Maxine waters or Nancy or any elite Politicians.
They'll hire you exactly what you said
They'll hire you exactly what you said
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@FreestyleArt ooooh dang shots fired
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DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Become an amoeba. It does nothing but eat and reproduce. 😈
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@DeWayfarer yes I like this, how do I do that?
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
RadioDust · 36-40, M
*shrug* female twitch streamer?
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I'd settle for one that pays 3 figures lol
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@SW-User reach for the stars though
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@kelseyM You're right.. there must be a way
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@SW-User lmao
SW-User
Our current president thinks he has this job.
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Child of rich parents who left it all to you?
Mikemcneil · 61-69, M
Breitbart jockey
JohnRing · 56-60, M
The theory is that you get promoted until you’re in a position that you’re not qualified to be in and only oversee people much more qualified than you. Those are usually 6 figure jobs.
reflectingmonkey · 51-55, M
wouldn't it be a nightmare to get payed to do nothing, responsibilities give a us challenges and then when we get it done we feel proud, no ?
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@reflectingmonkey nah
Mindful · 56-60, F
Be the ovary that gets fertilized in a billion dollar family, but you may or may not inherit anything if you don’t “contribute “ thru work ethic or intelligence somehow
MrGoodbar · 51-55, M
Become a CEO of a fortune 500 company, do nothing for a year, get fired and then you get a 7 figure severance package. I'm not kidding that stuff happens
MOONAMONA86 · 36-40, F
It’s years of working and gaining experience, and working up to the top , then you can work anywhere and whenever you want
wuiop2 · 41-45
Where is the sense of personal fulfillment (along with having a connection with others) in that?
ABCDEF7 · M
It's against the basic principles of work (karma). If there was such a job everyone would be doing that.
Pfuzylogic · M
I don’t think Elon Musk is giving that job up.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Pfuzylogic daaang he does nothing though?
Pfuzylogic · M
@kelseyM He does make his employees work through the Covid without protection.
I guess if you had a conscience it might get tough.
I guess if you had a conscience it might get tough.
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
If there is I'm sure the waiting list for that job is infinite.
Dadbod52 · 56-60, M
I don’t know about 6 figures, but I work in a book store. That breed is dying.
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
🤔....Pro sports...You can make 100 times that for just playing a game....
MOONAMONA86 · 36-40, F
I don’t know 🤷🏻♀️
MOONAMONA86 · 36-40, F
Become a CEO and you can travel in a private jet, to anywhere you want for free@kelseyM
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@MOONAMONA86 but CEOs do stuff I would think
MOONAMONA86 · 36-40, F
No they work from a phone, and anywhere they want, CEO’s have managers to do their jobs@kelseyM
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Some government jobs/politician
Mordi · 31-35, M
Professional SW question answerer.
Meatboy · 18-21, M
Please. I want that 😩
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
🤔....Trust Fund Baby...if you're lucky enough...
Nudistsue26 · 31-35, F
Some politicians
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Nudistsue26 I'm sensing a trend
Nudistsue26 · 31-35, F
@kelseyM good luck
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Broker for billionaires
Solitude · 31-35
I also want this job.
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Let me know what you find it
PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M
Date Elon Musk.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@PiecingBabyFaceTogether that could work
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Run for congress
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Politician
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout well I guess I need to be one
gregloa · 61-69, M
Politician
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Prostitution
Chasingthesun · 46-50, F
Congress
Rambler · 61-69, M
😅
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
Lmfao!
bijouxbroussard · F
Management.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@bijouxbroussard but surely management positions do something?
bijouxbroussard · F
@kelseyM They delegate (tell others to do the actual work).
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
Course you do