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wuiop2 · 41-45
Yes, but only if I know the recipient of said statement exceedingly well. What good is a generic statement of this nature? It's so disingenuous as to be a disservice to all.
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@wuiop2 Wow. You are a person of my own heart. That statement says everything! You are a romantic superman. Right up there with: "You had me at hello"
Meatboy · 18-21, M
I'm waiting for the right girl to give me my first sexual experience, maybe that's you? 🤔😉
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RadioDust · 36-40, M
You make me smile
And my soul dance
Oh,and horny
Definitely horny
And my soul dance
Oh,and horny
Definitely horny
NightsWatch · M
I'm single, have lots of money, no kids , love animals, ...want to come out on a private yacht?
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@NightsWatch sounds suspicious
NightsWatch · M
@kelseyM that's my air of mystery, ...and intrigue
EnjoyTheFeast · 22-25, F
Something really seductive? Like your gorgeous eyes or your brilliant smile?
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@EnjoyTheFeast oh you are smooth
EnjoyTheFeast · 22-25, F
@kelseyM I do my best 😘
bearinthehalfwayhouse · 26-30, M
I just sharted, felt kinda nice but... Darn, gotta go wipe again.┬┴┬┴┤•ᴥ•ʔ/
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@bearinthehalfwayhouseThis is how do I say, not arousing
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SW-User
*Giggles*
You look like I could eat you..😂🤣🤣🤣 (I can't keep a straight face!) 😂🤣🤣
You look like I could eat you..😂🤣🤣🤣 (I can't keep a straight face!) 😂🤣🤣
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@SW-User lol, hey do I look like a cupcake or something?
FutureIdol · 31-35, M
Are you wearing vanilla chapstick? May I have a taste?
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@FutureIdol haha oh dang that's a good one
I have fried chicken and pepsi and apple pie!
Allelse · 36-40, M
I have ice cream and puppies in the back of my van!!!
I can only do two “reallys” :(
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Ghostinthemachine that won't be good enough
@kelseyM Really?
JohnRing · 56-60, M
I would rock your world if it weren’t for this darned diarrhea.
ncgremlin · 61-69, M
Ugh wish I could 😭
AlienZipper · 61-69, M
My, you have stout, muscular legs...
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@AlienZipper better to crush you with I think
AlienZipper · 61-69, M
Rambler · 61-69, M
I’ll be looking for direct flights ;)
JupiterDreams · 31-35
You're like pineapple on pizza~
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@JupiterDreams sounds tasty
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Would you like fries with that?
Pfuzylogic · M
Exchange traded funds
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Pfuzylogic I assume that means money money money
Pfuzylogic · M
@kelseyM
Yes, A little more risk than mutual funds but so much potential to explode on the upside !
Yes, A little more risk than mutual funds but so much potential to explode on the upside !
SizEmUp · 26-30, M
something really really really seductive
Ksmile14 · F
I submit... 😔
ncgremlin · 61-69, M
Its ok im not good at it
JohnRing · 56-60, M
Let me caress your mind
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
I love you.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@samueltyler2 can you say it while rubbing your nipples?
Tython · 31-35, M
No
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
I own my house
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
My dick is currently in a jar of peanut butter and im thinking of you.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@kelseyM Dont knock it till you try it. Best part about it is that you can eat peanut butter while youre finishing.
StyleCat · M
@MartinTheFirst Detachable, that's a first. Are you a Cyborg?
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@kelseyM especially to me, I'm allergic to peanuts
bijouxbroussard · F
Yes. When and where it’s appropriate. 😏
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@bijouxbroussard oh you keep your seduction close to the chest
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kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Darksideinthenight2 oohhhh straight to the point