Can I make up a rumor about you? [I Ask Questions]

@Yulianna I did mention something about quiet ....

@ozgirl512 i am falling asleep... night 🤗

@Yulianna night Yules.... Sweet dreams 😘

@kelseyM 😳 🙈

@Chelsiegirl oh awesome, so I heard you are a serial sporting event streaker

@kelseyM lol. I dont even like sports.

@BeefySenpie ok cool, I heard always drink straight from the milk carton

@kelseyM Ain't nobody got time for pouring

@ExtremeNext oh dang ok, I don't want to get stabbed.

@BlueVeins awesome, is it true you thought the moon was made up until last year?

@kelseyM yes

@BlueVeins ok

@JoePourMan not sure, because I heard you purposefully never use your blinker

@Archtiger oh ok, well it was my intention

@TryingtoLava oh dang ok

@submissivelittlewoman oh ok cool, so is it true that you sit in your front yard on a lawnchair, and use a radar gun to catch speeders?

@kelseyM nope.., you’ve mistaken me with my neighbour

@kelseyM NO!!!! *spits out cat fur*

@SarahAndSamantha HA! You've been caught!

@kelseyM Dammit! Well, to save others the trouble, it tastes horrible :P

@kelseyM I did that ONE time. It was gross and I learned my lesson.

@midnightrose ssuuuuure

@kelseyM It's TRUE!

@kelseyM It's true. I have a toilet and food bowl in here so I don't need to go anywhere for anything. I also have treadmill in here for exercise. I live like a hamster.

@HannibalMontanimal This all makes so much sense now

@kelseyM The only time I go out is to check my SW notifications on my desktop and to go to work but other than that I just stay inside my bubble

@kelseyM Who told you? 🤨

@Degbeme I don't reveal my sources

@kelseyM

@kelseyM Yes, have you been hiding in my shower.

@jeancolby yeah can't believe you didn't see me

@kelseyM I wasn't really looking, I was looking for my toys.

@summersong ok awesome, is it true you advocate for no pockets in women's clothes?

@kelseyM vicious lies

@summersong lololol

@dubkebab sweet, I heard you like to eat lemons like an orange

@kelseyM Truth.Your spycam is good quality.

@dubkebab only the best

@yeronlyman so it isn't true your favorite movie is White Chicks?

@kelseyM double negative 🤗

@kelseyM 😱 who told you lol

@GeorgeTBH it's become a viral video

@kelseyM 😱 noooooooo

@kelseyM mushrooms in Lucky Charms... blah

@kelseyM I’m not much of a mushroom person😅

@Spokeskitties75 @JRVanguard lolol oops, my rumor was ruined

@riseofthemachine ok awesome, so it's true that you aren't actually a person, but instead have washing machine parts for hands

@SW-User ok, I heard you make voodoo dolls of all your ex boyfriends

@kelseyM True, no shame 😜🤣

@SW-User lol, I feel ya

@yugimotodm ok cool, so is it true you only wash your shower towel every 4 months?

@kelseyM no only every 3 months lol

@yugimotodm lol!

@Qwerty14 ok! i heard you eat soup with a fork

@kelseyM Yeah, takes 10 times longer than a spoon but I feel fancier

@Qwerty14 fancy soup eating, it's all the rage!

@MrGoodbar oh ok, thank you, I heard you were in the guinness book of world records for longest pubic hair

@Straylight oh no I am not prepared for that!

@Adamski24 ok Adam, or should I say, Obama

@kelseyM

@Rambler lol, so it's not true that you have a pig that uses a litterbox?

No he’s outside where he belongs @kelseyM

@Rambler haha, oh ok how sad

@vetguy1991 oh I'm on to you, I heard you got caught licking all the vegetables in the grocery store

@kelseyM 😜

@SpoiledRottenPassengerPrincess oh ok, so I heard your business cards say "certified sexy person"

@kelseyM hahaha, certified indeed

@MiserableAtBest ok, I heard you siphon gas from your neighbors to save money

@Pretzel ok cool, so is it true that you like to mix skittle and m&ms and eat them together?

@kelseyM shhh!
don't make me admit it in public
(and you forgot out the sweet tarts)

@Wiseacre ok great, I heard you put ice in your milk

Fake news...however, I put ice in my whey smoothies.@kelseyM

@TurtlePink ok, I did hear that you once killed a man because he said he didn't like your shoes

@JessicaVl oh ok, so is it true you keep cockroaches as pets?

@kelseyM Right, I bring them at work to hear my coworkers screaming like little babies😆😅😂

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether ok, I did hear you prefer to eat pizza with a fork and knife

@kelseyM Well that's actually accurate except that it'd be a fork only, you'd have to cut the pizza in pieces for me first.
That's because I have a physical disability.

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether oh dang the rumor isn't fun if it is true

@kelseyM it's true. i'm spiderman for fuck sake

@wackidywack dang you just reveled yourself Spiderman

@kelseyM not such a mystery anymore😎🕸️

@Meatboy ok, I heard you like to put ketchup on your steak

@deadgerbil awesome, so is it true that to make extra money, you became a stripper?

@quitwhendone hmmmm ok, and is this true that you once bid zero dollars on the final showdown on the price is right?

@kelseyM No, I bid $0 for Janice but I lost out to Bob.

@TheSirfurryanimalWales sweet, I heard you you only brush your teeth with vodka

@Starchild1983 oh ok, I heard you do the worm at every social gathering you attend

Well now you’re just speaking truth 😂@kelseyM