Can I make up a rumor about you? [I Ask Questions]

@Yulianna I did mention something about quiet ....

@ozgirl512 i am falling asleep... night 🤗

@Yulianna night Yules.... Sweet dreams 😘

@ExtremeNext oh dang ok, I don't want to get stabbed.

@Chelsiegirl oh awesome, so I heard you are a serial sporting event streaker

@kelseyM lol. I dont even like sports.

@kelseyM 😳 🙈

@BeefySenpie ok cool, I heard always drink straight from the milk carton

@kelseyM Ain't nobody got time for pouring

@BlueVeins awesome, is it true you thought the moon was made up until last year?

@kelseyM yes

@BlueVeins ok

@JoePourMan not sure, because I heard you purposefully never use your blinker

@Archtiger oh ok, well it was my intention

@TryingtoLava oh dang ok

@submissivelittlewoman oh ok cool, so is it true that you sit in your front yard on a lawnchair, and use a radar gun to catch speeders?

@kelseyM nope.., you’ve mistaken me with my neighbour

@quitwhendone hmmmm ok, and is this true that you once bid zero dollars on the final showdown on the price is right?

@kelseyM No, I bid $0 for Janice but I lost out to Bob.

@SinlessOnslaught no way, people love a guy with a big pinky, because you know what they say about guys with big pinkies

@kelseyM Õ_o What do they say about guys with big pinkies

@kelseyM NO!!!! *spits out cat fur*

@SarahAndSamantha HA! You've been caught!

@kelseyM Dammit! Well, to save others the trouble, it tastes horrible :P

@SW-User oh yeah that's not it, but I did hear you raise gerbils for their coats, and sell gerbal fur coats on etsy.

@kelseyM No I bought 3 full length gerbil coats off the street from this guy named Raphael they were defective bad workmanship all throughout the coats you could see 100's of tiny gerbil eyes looking sadly back at the world. Managed to sell them to a devout Christian republican family. They loved them very popular at trump rallies.

@kelseyM Who told you? 🤨

@Degbeme I don't reveal my sources

@kelseyM

@kelseyM It's true. I have a toilet and food bowl in here so I don't need to go anywhere for anything. I also have treadmill in here for exercise. I live like a hamster.

@MURD3RM0NK3Y This all makes so much sense now

@kelseyM The only time I go out is to check my SW notifications on my desktop and to go to work but other than that I just stay inside my bubble

@kelseyM I did that ONE time. It was gross and I learned my lesson.

@midnightrose ssuuuuure

@kelseyM It's TRUE!

@yeronlyman so it isn't true your favorite movie is White Chicks?

@kelseyM double negative 🤗

@summersong ok awesome, is it true you advocate for no pockets in women's clothes?

@kelseyM vicious lies

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@summersong lololol

@kelseyM Yes, have you been hiding in my shower.

@jeancolby yeah can't believe you didn't see me

@kelseyM I wasn't really looking, I was looking for my toys.

@Pretzel ok cool, so is it true that you like to mix skittle and m&ms and eat them together?

@kelseyM shhh!
don't make me admit it in public
(and you forgot out the sweet tarts)

@kelseyM it's true. i'm spiderman for fuck sake

@wackidywack dang you just reveled yourself Spiderman

@kelseyM not such a mystery anymore😎🕸️

@Rambler lol, so it's not true that you have a pig that uses a litterbox?

No he’s outside where he belongs @kelseyM

@Rambler haha, oh ok how sad

@dubkebab sweet, I heard you like to eat lemons like an orange

@kelseyM Truth.Your spycam is good quality.

@dubkebab only the best

@kelseyM 😱 who told you lol

@GeorgeTBH it's become a viral video

@kelseyM 😱 noooooooo

@Disposal I knew it

@kelseyM and its the reason I am no longer allowed to drive

@Disposal I sure see you taking public transportation....a lot though

@riseofthemachine ok awesome, so it's true that you aren't actually a person, but instead have washing machine parts for hands

@Qwerty14 ok! i heard you eat soup with a fork

@kelseyM Yeah, takes 10 times longer than a spoon but I feel fancier

@Qwerty14 fancy soup eating, it's all the rage!

@kelseyM mushrooms in Lucky Charms... blah

@kelseyM I’m not much of a mushroom person😅

@Spokeskitties75 @JRVanguard lolol oops, my rumor was ruined

@Straylight oh no I am not prepared for that!

@HootyTheNightOwl oh ok, I heard you once went a hole day without realizing you forgot to put on pants

@kelseyM Pants and dresses don't go together very well, though... 🤷‍♀️

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether ok, I did hear you prefer to eat pizza with a fork and knife

@kelseyM Well that's actually accurate except that it'd be a fork only, you'd have to cut the pizza in pieces for me first.
That's because I have a physical disability.

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether oh dang the rumor isn't fun if it is true

@JustNik oh ok, so I heard you only prefer unpasteurized milk

@kelseyM you my have @justniki and me mixed up. I do prefer unpasteurized milk, and not refrigerated, but straight from my GF breasts.

@vetguy1991 oh I'm on to you, I heard you got caught licking all the vegetables in the grocery store

@kelseyM 😜

@MrGoodbar oh ok, thank you, I heard you were in the guinness book of world records for longest pubic hair

@yugimotodm ok cool, so is it true you only wash your shower towel every 4 months?

@kelseyM no only every 3 months lol

@yugimotodm lol!

@Adamski24 ok Adam, or should I say, Obama

@kelseyM

@Starchild1983 oh ok, I heard you do the worm at every social gathering you attend

Well now you’re just speaking truth 😂@kelseyM

@SW-User ok, I heard you make voodoo dolls of all your ex boyfriends

@kelseyM True, no shame 😜🤣

@SW-User lol, I feel ya

@Meatboy ok, I heard you like to put ketchup on your steak

@TurtlePink ok, I did hear that you once killed a man because he said he didn't like your shoes