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SW-User
Just not the one about getting stuck in an elevator with hundreds of loose gerbils..
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@SW-User oh yeah that's not it, but I did hear you raise gerbils for their coats, and sell gerbal fur coats on etsy.

SW-User
@kelseyM No I bought 3 full length gerbil coats off the street from this guy named Raphael they were defective bad workmanship all throughout the coats you could see 100's of tiny gerbil eyes looking sadly back at the world. Managed to sell them to a devout Christian republican family. They loved them very popular at trump rallies.