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Sidewinder · 36-40, M
I'd also pick Japanese, because even though I'm was born and raised as a Canadian of Scottish Descent, I self-identify as Japanese.
WowwGirl · 36-40, F
@Sidewinder I respect that
fanuc2013 · 51-55, F
I identify as invisible but people keep coming up and talking to me!
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tfan123 · 46-50, M
I would want to be Chinese for a while. So I can see if when my wife is speaking mandarin or dialect if I was the subject
AllycatAD · 26-30
Centaur
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
Talladega
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WowwGirl · 36-40, F
I thought tanzite was a city around India i
WowwGirl · 36-40, F
Thailand I knew of
TheShanachie · 61-69, M
Neanderthal
TheShanachie · 61-69, M
@MsSwan 👍👍😂😂yes
SeekingConnection · 61-69, M
Howsabout we forget about race and just see ourselves as people?
WowwGirl · 36-40, F
@SeekingConnection no I want to break dance and have done MMA forever
Oh you're a woke human.?
Nevermind I see
Oh you're a woke human.?
Nevermind I see
Relay
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@V00doo I have the baton!
I like the race that I am
Heartlander · 80-89, M
Hmmm? I think I’d go for the 100 meter sprint, or one of the short relay races. Anything longer and I’d probably have to be carried off on a stretcher.
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
Rally. Looks exciting
100 metres, that's about my limit.
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
I will always be a frog.
No hate just ribbit!
No hate just ribbit!
WowwGirl · 36-40, F
@mindstruggle fair enough
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
Native American so I could skip taxes
Adrift · 61-69, F
@DownTheStreet I got bad news for you, they pay taxes.
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hunkalove · 61-69, M
The mile run.
SomeMichGuy · M
...high IQ?
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WowwGirl · 36-40, F
@SomeMichGuy BCBA before. Developmental
SomeMichGuy · M
American Indian.
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WowwGirl · 36-40, F
@Yourwildestdreams even I knew that
Adrift · 61-69, F
I would pick each one to see if there was any difference in treatment at various places that I went.
Then do a news show about it and become rich and famous.
Then do a news show about it and become rich and famous.
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
Out of the marathon to a 100M sprint.
JestAJester · 31-35, M
How about a giant? Be nice to know what it feels like to be bigger than everyone for a change.
WowwGirl · 36-40, F
@JestAJester that's black or polish man
WowwGirl · 36-40, F
Both good choices
Thrust · 56-60, M
I'd want to be black from the waist down!
fanuc2013 · 51-55, F
Nascar! Or maybe Formula One!
WowwGirl · 36-40, F
You guys are no fun
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WowwGirl · 36-40, F
@FreestyleArt donkey pride
Degbeme · 70-79, M

captainPicard1 · 80-89, M
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swirlie · F
I'd pick Japanese so I could have high IQ
...but then at the stroke of midnight, you'll magically transform back to being an American and only then will you understand the difference.
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