Some people talk about women’s bodies like car models and cuts of meat.

Some people talk about men's bodies like they're walking ATM machines.

I’d say you’re more like a work of art I wanna devour :)

Your my favorite petit sirloin

That’s the ham carburetor over there, and that’s the steak transmission, and that’s the chicken engine..

I think it happens to male bodies too 🤷‍♂️

don't forget Coke bottles

This reminds me of when my doctor told me my bloodwork was better and I told her I was glad everything is within spec. She laughed and said she'd never heard that before.

I was just thinking that you look like a medium well cut of wagyu ribeye. Mouth watering..

Shes like a medium rare honda civic with a large chrome tail pipe.

Wait 30 years or so until things start getting saggy.

Well you certainly have an amazing body

Unless it’s Hannibal

I don’t

Is that why they call it a strip steak?

like "Grade A Prime"?

or she's built for speed!

How much horsepower does your snatch get?

You will one day.

I always check the exhaust

You MW grrrrrrrlz 😜

Can we chat sometime?

You sound like a catfish

As if men's bodies weren't discussed the same way. You lot are just better at being discreet about it 🤣

Well that’s different