Some people talk about women’s bodies like car models and cuts of meat.

I’d say you’re more like a work of art I wanna devour :)

Some people talk about men's bodies like they're walking ATM machines.

Your my favorite petit sirloin

That’s the ham carburetor over there, and that’s the steak transmission, and that’s the chicken engine..

I think it happens to male bodies too 🤷‍♂️

don't forget Coke bottles

This reminds me of when my doctor told me my bloodwork was better and I told her I was glad everything is within spec. She laughed and said she'd never heard that before.

Wait 30 years or so until things start getting saggy.

I don’t

Shes like a medium rare honda civic with a large chrome tail pipe.

Unless it’s Hannibal

Well you certainly have an amazing body

Is that why they call it a strip steak?

You will one day.

like "Grade A Prime"?

or she's built for speed!

I always check the exhaust

Can we chat sometime?

How much horsepower does your snatch get?

You MW grrrrrrrlz 😜

I was just thinking that you look like a medium well cut of wagyu ribeye. Mouth watering..

As if men's bodies weren't discussed the same way. You lot are just better at being discreet about it 🤣

You sound like a catfish

Well that’s different