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Morrowind · 26-30, M
I guess look ten hours younger lol
#4 is the only right answer.
The more I nose, the smarter I be.
The more I nose, the smarter I be.
JustJan · F
@Ghostinthemachine something smells about that
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
The Gravel will come in handy for my new gravel company.
CrystalSkull · F
@FreeSpirit1 the most rational answer yet! Sounds like work though. I’ll rather swim with the oysters.
soulshadow · 36-40, M
I choose the can lick anything and not get sick pill.
Ontheroad · M
Hmmm, I'm torn between communicating with oysters and the teleporting thing... I mean most walls aren't that thick and how cool would that be!
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Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
5. I love toast
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Justmeraeagain That [i]is[/i] the most practical superpower of the bunch!
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
I'm thinking the teleportation is the most useful one. Get through locked doors and all....
CrystalSkull · F
@SumKindaMunster my oyster friend would be eaten by my dogs….they could just be my friends, we could have oyster tea parties and I could dress them up pretty.
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
@CrystalSkull You could do each others hair!....oh wait...well maybe a makeover? Slumber party?
CrystalSkull · F
@SumKindaMunster exactly and after that I would would train them to be my army of minion oysters. They may not be strong but they are many. Like those horror movies.
OAC rebellion forces.
OAC rebellion forces.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
In recent years, I have found that one of life's greatest pleasures is a relaxing breakfast. So I will go for toaster control!
Roadsterrider · 56-60, M
I would have to go with #7, I could easily identify those people without a brain.
OogieBoogie · F
3. Definitely 3.
I mean ...it's seven inches right ?
Teleport forward
Teleport back
Teleport forward
Teleport back .....,😏👉👌
I mean ...it's seven inches right ?
Teleport forward
Teleport back
Teleport forward
Teleport back .....,😏👉👌
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
@OogieBoogie hahaha
BizSuitStacy · M
@OogieBoogie
🚨 inbox flood alert 🚨
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OogieBoogie · F
I could make a fortune selling free gravel...
CrystalSkull · F
@SooperSarah very clever. Or pet gravel like a pet rock. The babies of the original pet rock….
@CrystalSkull brilliant!
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
5
I like the idea of controlling toasters for some reason
I like the idea of controlling toasters for some reason
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
I'm taking number 3.
CrystalSkull · F
@thepreposterouspanda another practical one!
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@CrystalSkull It definitely seems like it would have the most uses. 🤔
CrystalSkull · F
@thepreposterouspandait would as another user said, doors.
SW-User
5 would be fun to jump-scare anyone standing near a toaster
WillaKissing · 56-60
.2 would be handiest having a long gravel driveway on my farm.
BizSuitStacy · M
I'm going with toaster control
CrystalSkull · F
@BizSuitStacy that could be handy…no more standing around waiting for toast to pop;
Lostpoet · M
7. instantly see inside any empty container.
Morvoren · F
Toaster mind control for me
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
i got to go with the toaster
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Same!!
Wolffy · 56-60, M
Id agree oysters still the best 😋yum yum
i would go with 8.
CrystalSkull · F
@deathfairy you could write a book that claims to hold the secrets of the universe. People would buy it to decipher it. Boom, you’re rich!
lumberjackslam · 41-45, M
honestly what is there to see inside an empty container anyways? the most useless one
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
Teleportation all the way!
LordShadowfire · 100+, M
@TheLordOfHell That's what I'm talking about.
lumberjackslam · 41-45, M
toaster
SW-User
@lumberjackslam excellent choice 😌
lumberjackslam · 41-45, M
@SW-User of course 😌🍞
DDonde · 31-35, M
8! That would be interesting
LordShadowfire · 100+, M
Is there a recharge time on the teleport thing? Because I can see myself teleporting 7 inches, then another 7 inches, just a fraction of a second between times so that I'm just gliding forward with no effort.
OogieBoogie · F
@LordShadowfire I was thinking this too.
But even at 3 jumps a second ....it's not quite 2kmph (a bit over 1mph).
We walk at about 3-5 kmph....so it's kinda slow .
But ...good for being creepy and spooky 😂
But even at 3 jumps a second ....it's not quite 2kmph (a bit over 1mph).
We walk at about 3-5 kmph....so it's kinda slow .
But ...good for being creepy and spooky 😂
LordShadowfire · 100+, M
@OogieBoogie Ooh! Or teleport every other step while you're walking, so that it jerks like you're skipping frames in a movie.