You have to choose one, I’m going with the oysters. You?

@SumKindaMunster practical. I was thinking I might learn something from the oysters snorkelling around the sea.

@CrystalSkull They could spy for you. Put them in a room and have them eavesdrop. Very useful if you suspect your kids are up to no good.

@SumKindaMunster my oyster friend would be eaten by my dogs….they could just be my friends, we could have oyster tea parties and I could dress them up pretty.

@CrystalSkull You could do each others hair!....oh wait...well maybe a makeover? Slumber party?

@SumKindaMunster exactly and after that I would would train them to be my army of minion oysters. They may not be strong but they are many. Like those horror movies.
OAC rebellion forces.