#4 is the only right answer.
The more I nose, the smarter I be.
The more I nose, the smarter I be.
JustJan · F
@Ghostinthemachine something smells about that
FreeSpirit1 · F
The Gravel will come in handy for my new gravel company.
CrystalSkull · F
@FreeSpirit1 the most rational answer yet! Sounds like work though. I’ll rather swim with the oysters.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
5. I love toast
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Justmeraeagain That is the most practical superpower of the bunch!
Ontheroad · M
Hmmm, I'm torn between communicating with oysters and the teleporting thing... I mean most walls aren't that thick and how cool would that be!
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SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
I'm thinking the teleportation is the most useful one. Get through locked doors and all....
CrystalSkull · F
@SumKindaMunster my oyster friend would be eaten by my dogs….they could just be my friends, we could have oyster tea parties and I could dress them up pretty.
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
@CrystalSkull You could do each others hair!....oh wait...well maybe a makeover? Slumber party?
CrystalSkull · F
@SumKindaMunster exactly and after that I would would train them to be my army of minion oysters. They may not be strong but they are many. Like those horror movies.
OAC rebellion forces.
OAC rebellion forces.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
In recent years, I have found that one of life's greatest pleasures is a relaxing breakfast. So I will go for toaster control!
I could make a fortune selling free gravel...
CrystalSkull · F
@SooperSarah very clever. Or pet gravel like a pet rock. The babies of the original pet rock….
@CrystalSkull brilliant!
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
I'm taking number 3.
CrystalSkull · F
@thepreposterouspanda another practical one!
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@CrystalSkull It definitely seems like it would have the most uses. 🤔
CrystalSkull · F
@thepreposterouspandait would as another user said, doors.
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
.2 would be handiest having a long gravel driveway on my farm.
OogieBoogie · F
3. Definitely 3.
I mean ...it's seven inches right ?
Teleport forward
Teleport back
Teleport forward
Teleport back .....,😏👉👌
I mean ...it's seven inches right ?
Teleport forward
Teleport back
Teleport forward
Teleport back .....,😏👉👌
FreeSpirit1 · F
@OogieBoogie hahaha
BizSuitStacy · M
@OogieBoogie
🚨 inbox flood alert 🚨
🚨 inbox flood alert 🚨
OogieBoogie · F
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
5
I like the idea of controlling toasters for some reason
I like the idea of controlling toasters for some reason
Lostpoet · M
7. instantly see inside any empty container.
BizSuitStacy · M
I'm going with toaster control
CrystalSkull · F
@BizSuitStacy that could be handy…no more standing around waiting for toast to pop;
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
i got to go with the toaster


Morvoren · F
Toaster mind control for me
soulshadow · 36-40, M
I choose the can lick anything and not get sick pill.
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Same!!
Morrowind · 26-30, M
I guess look ten hours younger lol
Wolffy · 56-60, M
Id agree oysters still the best 😋yum yum
MissyChrissy · 18-21, F
7, please. I am very curious.
SpaceJesus · 41-45
Teleportation all the way!
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@SpaceJesus That's what I'm talking about.
i would go with 8.
CrystalSkull · F
@deathfairy you could write a book that claims to hold the secrets of the universe. People would buy it to decipher it. Boom, you’re rich!
Roadsterrider · 56-60, M
I would have to go with #7, I could easily identify those people without a brain.

SW-User
5 would be fun to jump-scare anyone standing near a toaster
DDonde · 31-35, M
8! That would be interesting
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
toaster

SW-User
@pancakeslam excellent choice 😌
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@SW-User of course 😌🍞
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Is there a recharge time on the teleport thing? Because I can see myself teleporting 7 inches, then another 7 inches, just a fraction of a second between times so that I'm just gliding forward with no effort.
OogieBoogie · F
@LordShadowfire I was thinking this too.
But even at 3 jumps a second ....it's not quite 2kmph (a bit over 1mph).
We walk at about 3-5 kmph....so it's kinda slow .
But ...good for being creepy and spooky 😂
But even at 3 jumps a second ....it's not quite 2kmph (a bit over 1mph).
We walk at about 3-5 kmph....so it's kinda slow .
But ...good for being creepy and spooky 😂
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@OogieBoogie Ooh! Or teleport every other step while you're walking, so that it jerks like you're skipping frames in a movie.
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
honestly what is there to see inside an empty container anyways? the most useless one