You're the dictator for a day: what's the first law you introduce?

My first act would be to ban dictators for all time.

In most states, a felon cannot own a gun yet a convicted felon can run for office including the presidency. I would enact a law that no felon can run for or hold any public office.

Anyone found guilty of eating a lot of beans and cabbage will be hereby banned from using any form of lift or public transport.

This is the law I would pass:

https://similarworlds.com/law-crime-police/4646907-A-non-comprehensive-list-of-everyone-who-will-be-put-to

people have to give their lives to christ before entering our country

Why, thank you.

My fun one:

• BMI-based clothing laws.

Tell the students to spell correctly for Dictation.

30 going on 80

Driving home from work, I saw a group of sports bikes and a Camero revving their engines and then one of the bikes and the Camero had a mini rolling drag race

Amazing to hear, go sit in your nursing home

Sounds a good one to me!

I propose everyone should pick up three pieces of litter per day. Any further littering punishable by public exposure.

Be it proclaimed that today's dictator is hereby made dictator for life.

Amen.

They added those horrible noises to their electrical models. WTF?

First thing I'm going to do is implement term limits for Supreme Court judges.

After that, I'm going to implement an enforceable code of ethics for Supreme Court justices.

Then I'm going to remove that ridiculous ruling about presidential immunity.

But first...

As Benevolent Dictator of Man one of big accomplishments will to put bicyclists back in their place. All you people who pretend that riding a bicycle is a real form of practical transportation will be banned from using the road. You will yield to all other forms of movement. Be it pedestrian, car, motorcycle, go kart, etc. All bicycle infrastructure will be given to motorized bicycles, mopeds, scooters, golf cart, go karts, minibikes, and other deserving groups. Since y'all don't need to get anywhere and aren't treating transportation seriously, choosing instead to commute like a small child. You will be put on the sidewalks where you belong and when not available the shoulder of the road.

Well, as a matter of fact (and I haven't looked at ALL the state statutes) there is a muffler law pretty much all over the country.

The Budget and Impoundment Act should be overturned. And Congress should pass a balanced budget amendment, concentrating ONLY on spending. (We are taxed enough as it is.)