As Benevolent Dictator of Man one of big accomplishments will to put bicyclists back in their place. All you people who pretend that riding a bicycle is a real form of practical transportation will be banned from using the road. You will yield to all other forms of movement. Be it pedestrian, car, motorcycle, go kart, etc. All bicycle infrastructure will be given to motorized bicycles, mopeds, scooters, golf cart, go karts, minibikes, and other deserving groups. Since y'all don't need to get anywhere and aren't treating transportation seriously, choosing instead to commute like a small child. You will be put on the sidewalks where you belong and when not available the shoulder of the road.
