Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For Exemplary Work Planning Russian Collusion Hoax

Former U.S. President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Tuesday for his efforts in fabricating national intelligence to promote the Russian Collusion Hoax and undermine the presidency of Donald Trump.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee voted unanimously to award the prize to Obama, citing his obsession with destroying Donald Trump as a key factor.

"We admire Barack Obama's commitment to corruption and suppressing the will of the American people who duly elected Donald Trump as their president," said Nobel Committee member Jan Erik Hansen. "He may not have succeeded, but we like his moxy."

This marks the second time Obama has won a peace prize. He previously won in 2009 for his potential to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples, though he had never gotten around to doing so.

"Accepting this prize is not an admission of guilt," Obama said as he graciously accepted the prize along with a monetary award of 10 million Swedish kronor.

The prize may go down in history as among the most controversial, but committee members say critics shouldn't be so surprised they'd award a Nobel Peace Prize to a corrupt two-faced politician. "It's the same reason we gave the Peace Prize to Yasser Arafat," said committee member Bjorn Walkruf.

At publishing time, Barack Obama traveled to Cuba for what he claimed was a vacation to celebrate his Nobel Prize victory, and not to avoid extradition to the United States for crimes of treason.

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

At publishing time, it was further learned that Raúl Castro, retired First Secretary of the Cuban Communist Party, met Obama at the airport with a warm abrazo, and congratulated him on his second Nobel prize.
"It's about time they gave you a Nobel for something you really accomplished," said Castro, according to a translator at the scene.

ElwoodBlues · M

Funny thing: The Republican-led Senate intelligence committee on the Russia investigation has already concluded that "Russia launched an aggressive effort to interfere in the election on Trump’s behalf." Who headed that committee?? Oh, right, Marco Rubio🤣😂

Sorry, but tRump will need to find another way to distract from Epstein. Maybe starting a war with Iran??

[Aug 2020] WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump campaign’s interactions with Russian intelligence services during the 2016 presidential election posed a “grave” counterintelligence threat, a Senate panel concluded Tuesday as it detailed how associates of Donald Trump had regular contact with Russians and expected to benefit from the Kremlin’s help.

The nearly 1,000-page report, the fifth and final one from the Republican-led Senate intelligence committee on the Russia investigation, details how Russia launched an aggressive effort to interfere in the election on Trump’s behalf. It says the Trump campaign chairman had regular contact with a Russian intelligence officer and says other Trump associates were eager to exploit the Kremlin’s aid, particularly by maximizing the impact of the disclosure of Democratic emails hacked by Russian intelligence officers.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/senate-panel-finds-russia-interfered-in-the-2016-us-election

The full report: https://www.intelligence.senate.gov/2020/08/18/press-rubio-statement-senate-intel-release-volume-5-bipartisan-russia-report/

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@ElwoodBlues

"Look up the Logan Act (18 U.S.C. § 953)"

You're floundering again, Ellie. 🤭
Only two people have ever been indicted under the Logan act (both in the 1800s), and none has ever been convicted.

In flounders' fields El's flatus blows,
How much, how often, no one knows,
And up above, high in the sky,
The birds grow dizzy by and by,
And folks below? Each holds his nose.