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Khenpal1
56-60, M
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100 Groups
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1st Year of SW
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500 Comments
I Am For Gun Control
mind control, countries like Japan, Austria , Switzerland have as much guns per capita as USA and you don't hear about shootings. Americans should not be allowed to even own toy guns.
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10 replies
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16 hrs ago
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
2 cowboys talking about s*x. 1 cowboy says "I like the rodeo position !" "I haven't heard of that ... " says the other cowboy, "what is it ?" "Well get your girlfriend down on all fours and mount her from behi...
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1 reply
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Nov 15, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A father has three daughters that are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, ''Who do you wish to marry? She says, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest.'' He wal...
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Nov 14, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Halloween A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to...
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Oct 30, 2017
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I Love Stupid Jokes
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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1 reply
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Oct 28, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, h...
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2 replies
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Oct 26, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes Dad, what is it?" ...
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1 reply
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Oct 24, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I...
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Oct 24, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in...
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Oct 24, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibili...
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Oct 24, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best Football player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die....
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Sep 23, 2017
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I Believe In Soulmates
The concept is very ancient , in Chinese records going back 3000 years , soulmates are two souls who can complement each other in spiritual grow. The is a way to calculate for each sign in Chinese zodiac , which sign is one soul mate. Modern understa...
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Sep 10, 2017
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I Think Fathers Are Just As Important As Mothers
For sure , imaging having mother like her :) Father would never text shit like hers http://www.boredpanda.com/guy-troll-wrong-number-text-exchange-velakskin/?page_numb=1&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=thehumortrain
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1 reply
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Jul 30, 2017
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I Think Donald John Trump, Is A Moron
I suspect this is why he will ultimately go down, but I'm kind of really wishing for a lovely treason impeachment. Its going to be very entertaining seeing him trying explain how he got the money. I think the maron Trump supporters can start war...
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15 replies
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Jul 29, 2017
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I Saw An Autopsy
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. Despite the seriousness of a courtroom and everything that happens in it, this place also produces hilar...
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Jul 18, 2017
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I Have Legitimate Concerns About Islam And That's Not Bigotry
Those bloody butchers were killing , raping and burning for centuries https://pparihar.com/2017/06/29/islamic-india-the-biggest-holocaust-in-world-history-whitewashed-from-history-books/
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4 replies
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Jul 16, 2017
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, sugge...
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Jun 8, 2017
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I Think Britain As A Nation Is Finished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxN1STgQXW8 similar idiots who voted for Trump
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May 29, 2017
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I Hate Donald Trump
New song for Republicans to learn when they get high on drugs :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4vL8RN0Kg
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Mar 15, 2017
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I Am British
He has excellent point of view on Brexit as well :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs&feature=youtu.be
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3 replies
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Mar 9, 2017
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