after having him arrested for grand theft auto, sue his fat ass for damage to the suspension and seats, plus the cost of removing the orangutan stink from the interior

Id have him arrested. Maybe a crime against his fellow white man will acually get him some consequences

That's not my car...

As long it helps him to get back to the Oval Office of course c: let him

Would dear old Donald know anything at all about true joy?

I'd have him shot. No one takes my baby and gets away with it!

Buy some hefty trash bags so I could clean up all the KFC bones he left behind. And some car cleaning products so I could clean up his greasy KFC fingerprints and orange makeup dust. And finally I would buy about 100 pine tree car air fresheners to get rid of his BO smell. Cheers!

He may not be with political decision-making but he isn't a stupid person. He may not good with a good with breaking into a car but he's certainly good with breaking into people's minds with his words. Ask his supporters!

Why would any Billionaire attempt something like this?

Billionaires invest in the projects that fall under necessities. Once they become the major stakeholder then they gradually increase the price and people continue buying the product or service as it's a necessity. This is how Billionaires break savings and pocket of people.

Enough logic! Trump would have to listen to Eminem's freestyle about him if he broke into my car. Eventually, he'll leave the car at some point after becoming frustrated.

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I don't have a car.

But If I did, he'd better hope and the anti auto theft device I'd have installed is not working.

You know that scene from Robocop 2, where that guy breaks into a car and just as he's hot-wiring it, these braces come out of the driver's seat and electrocutes him.

Cut to the outside of the car and a sharp-dressed adresses the camera.

"MAGNAVOLT! The final word in auto security. No embarrassing alarm noise, no need to trouble the police... *Opens the door and the car thief's body falls out and he gets in and starts it* And it won't even run down your battery."

Announcer: "MAGNAVOLT! LETHAL RESPONSE!"

@Peaceandnamaste 😆hopefully he drove it over a cliff with him in it lol would miss the car more lol

Watch until he crashes, which wouldn't take long.

Hope he drives it off a cliff.

He'd just lie about stealing it.

Hope the brakes fail?! 🤔

Call 911

Burn it.

Why steal a car ? He can buy what he wants and can afford to have a driver.

Compliment him on it being a "perfect" drive and ask him if he wants "his boxes" back?

Trump is a lot of things, but I wouldn’t expect that from him. And I don’t own a car anyway.

I'd offer to fill up the gas tank first so he can go do more campaigning

Go with him for a ride along

Fortunately I haven't got a car.

Far enough?

I'd push the red button on my remote.