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Democrats Vow To Find New Social Platform That Will Censor The News The Right Way

U.S. — Democrats have prioritized finding a new social media platform that will agree to censor damaging stories coming about how they used other social media platforms to censor damaging stories.

"We really can't let news about us censoring citizens get out there uncensored," said Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer.

"It's pretty clear at this point that the First Amendment was a terrible idea," said Senator Elizabeth Warren.

After documents from inside Twitter revealed censorship of private citizens at the direction of politicians, Democrats have responded by calling for social media to censor even harder.

Warren refused further comment as she was due to return to the Navajo sweat lodge to receive her new "honorary" tribal name. The Navajo Chief stating Warren would from now on be referred to as Euwe Tskanena which translated loosely means pink nippled squirrel who Screams.

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CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M Best Comment

Racist.

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RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] You have a hard on for me don’t you? Tired of playing with your bird?

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez I find you and your attempted insults barely amusing enough to keep me interested. You continue to refer to "my bird", which tells me you have not ventured to read my profile. Everyone else here knows at least what is to be found there, and would not presume to tell me that a corvus corax is a raphus cucullatus, nor would they refer to my various self-portraits as "my bird".

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] Aww that’s sweet. You forgot your meds again didn’t you? Does your therapist make sure to keep you away from the little flightless birds.

revenant · F

The Navajo Chief stating Warren would from now own be referred to as Euwe Tskanena which translated loosely means pink nippled squirrel who Screams. 😂🤣🤣

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RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@justanothername Well then please take a seat. Sorry if your seat is a bit sticky but they are your friends.

PatKirby · M

@revenant

Maybe she can be referred to as LieAwatha or Fauxcahontas.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] I never had a doubt you find nothing humorous.

graphite · 61-69, M

Democrats are so terrified of the truth. They've had total control of social networks (Facebook, Google, Yahoo, YouTube, Twitter), until now, except for TikTok, controlled by Biden's Chinese Communist masters. If Twitter no longer serves the Democrats, Democrats decree that it must be destroyed.

PatKirby · M

I've got a radical new concept for them. How about developing a tough exterior so that apparently intolerable things like listening to people exert freedom of speech would just roll down their slender shoulders. I swear these people, if you can call them that because they're basically twelve year old kids in adult bodies, have willingly deluded themselves through cognitive dissonance that they've reached a point of no return as seen by how badly they're out of touch with the real world.

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RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@PatKirby For God’s sake whatever you do don’t tell a joke at their expense. It’s like the Nazi’s at the theater in Inglorious Bastards. They have absolutely no self awareness of what they have become.

PatKirby · M

@RuyLopez ^Bingo^

Carissimi · F

The Marxist education system has created a new generation/s of control freaks. The indoctrination has been happening for decades. @PatKirby

Ontheroad · M

I think we need a new group titled "Stupidity Unedited". That is where a post like this belongs.

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RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@LordShadowfire @LordShitssofine] Wrong. You just lack a sense a humor and have the need to control other people and exercise your moral superiority. You are pathetic, weak and bad for the human spirit. Other than that you probably aren't that bad.

Ontheroad · M

@RuyLopez thanks for confirming my original thought.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@Ontheroad You are very welcome.

SW-User

lol, sad bastards

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@SW-User Sweetnest.

carpediem · 61-69, M

Congratulations on the downvote..! 👍 It's the mark of honor. And I have a pretty good idea who has their panties in a bunch. Just browse the comments. 🤣

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@carpediem I triggered them big time.....lol

carpediem · 61-69, M

@RuyLopez It doesn't take much. But this post still has me chuckling to myself. Especially the comments from the triggered. Hilarious

carpediem · 61-69, M

@RuyLopez Thanks for BC 😀

MasterLee · 56-60, M

Nice to see humor return to sw

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RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@PatKirby Exactly. Its like hey....its actually a pretty nice day. The birds are chirping and shit....

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@RuyLopez but they paste shit about trump and that is funny lol

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@MasterLee Its funny to us but to them he is the anti-christ. 👿

ElwoodBlues · M

First amendment, huh?

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RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@ElwoodBlues In the spirit of your supreme leader, one word for you, “Penis Pump.” See what I did there. You do don’t you? Yes, you do.

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RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@ElwoodBlues You are so lost you think you are actually onto something. What question? Your words are those of a clown. Let’s have a séance and get RBG to make a ruling. You are so desperate to prove a point, any point, you are ridiculous. This is a sad distraction of an argument you have conjured up. But still you are fun to play with…. 😉

akindheart · 61-69, F

ha ha...now i get your sense of humor. boy they are hating Elon Musk. ilove that guy. he is showing the world just really what went on at Twitter. bravo but since when did our govt in particular the FBI get involved with social media platforms

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@akindheart It’s scary isn’t it? Half the country and nearly all the media think this is no big deal because it helped their side.

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez

PatKirby · M

@RuyLopez
This sounds a lot like 'the end justifies the means' originated by Karl Marx, who used this immoral code in his communist movement.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@PatKirby That is where half the country is at and that is where we will all be at eventually. If one side is allowed to cheat, lie, and steal with impunity the side trying to play by the rules will loose.

Ryderbike

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RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@Ryderbike I don’t imagine you get invited to any others either. But don’t fret. I hear there is one for the witless coming to your neighborhood, I would imagine you are top on the invite list.

Ryderbike

@RuyLopez

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@Ryderbike I told you stop the family pictures.

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

fauxahantus

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RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] Racist.

PatKirby · M

@sunsporter1649
Whoah, what a coup on this unique find there sunsporter! I moved out of Austin just a couple of years before then. Maybe I served her table when I was a waiter and never knew it, haha!

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

@PatKirby I must admit, it came from El Rushbo, he keyed us all in on many things

Roundandroundwego · 61-69

Privately owned platforms guarantee oligarchy and lies will win.
America can do nothing else.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@Roundandroundwego What is the alternative Pravda?

Vin53 · M

Republican humor is an oxymoron.

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RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@Vin53 That is the response of a witless fool. Jesus, steal a fortune cookie or something if you can’t come up with anything original on your own.

Vin53 · M

Saying cons resort to toilet humor isn't original, its cliche.

@RuyLopez

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@Vin53 And now a new word for you. Cliche…..hummm. That’s a good word. So appropriate that you would use it since you are such a shining example of the term. As in @Vin53 would be a better joke if he wasn’t such a …… well you can fill in the blank.

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

You are aware that with the recent acquisition of CNN by a far right Republican, there are now no left-leaning news networks remaining, and no objective news networks?

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CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez I was informing someone that his actions were cowardly, not his character. You seem to take my speaking the truth personally, no matter whom I address.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] You were demeaning someone's character. Is that not the definition of an insult. Unless you feel cowardice is somehow to be applauded. Its not personal just humorous. But I think some comments should be responded to when they are thrust upon me. And here you and I are. In my posting. Please continue.

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez

You were demeaning someone's character.

Wrong. I stated that downvoting without commenting is the action of a coward. I gave him every chance to prove that cowardice is not a character trade he exhibits. Had I intended to directly call him a coward, I would have done so.

Vin53 · M

Feel better?

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@Vin53 Oh God.....yessss soooo much. Thanks for asking.

canusernamebemyusername · M

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@canusernamebemyusername Ummm.. Okay. Well you might want to send that pic to your wife. She is probably still at the Walgreens waiting.

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

So, are you a complete fucking idiot, or are some pieces missing?

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RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@LordShadowfire What? You spouting gibberish LordShitsSoFine. I think you have lost it.

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez Oh, dear. I should be careful with calling other users foul names if I were you. It is likely to get you in trouble.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] Oh dear? You have been watching way too much Downton Abbey. My middle name's Trouble. Trouble McFuckU to be precise. Have a nice afternoon.

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