Democrats Vow To Find New Social Platform That Will Censor The News The Right Way
U.S. — Democrats have prioritized finding a new social media platform that will agree to censor damaging stories coming about how they used other social media platforms to censor damaging stories.
"We really can't let news about us censoring citizens get out there uncensored," said Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer.
"It's pretty clear at this point that the First Amendment was a terrible idea," said Senator Elizabeth Warren.
After documents from inside Twitter revealed censorship of private citizens at the direction of politicians, Democrats have responded by calling for social media to censor even harder.
Warren refused further comment as she was due to return to the Navajo sweat lodge to receive her new "honorary" tribal name. The Navajo Chief stating Warren would from now on be referred to as Euwe Tskanena which translated loosely means pink nippled squirrel who Screams.
"We really can't let news about us censoring citizens get out there uncensored," said Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer.
"It's pretty clear at this point that the First Amendment was a terrible idea," said Senator Elizabeth Warren.
After documents from inside Twitter revealed censorship of private citizens at the direction of politicians, Democrats have responded by calling for social media to censor even harder.
Warren refused further comment as she was due to return to the Navajo sweat lodge to receive her new "honorary" tribal name. The Navajo Chief stating Warren would from now on be referred to as Euwe Tskanena which translated loosely means pink nippled squirrel who Screams.
