Democrats Vow To Find New Social Platform That Will Censor The News The Right Way

U.S. — Democrats have prioritized finding a new social media platform that will agree to censor damaging stories coming about how they used other social media platforms to censor damaging stories.

"We really can't let news about us censoring citizens get out there uncensored," said Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer.

"It's pretty clear at this point that the First Amendment was a terrible idea," said Senator Elizabeth Warren.

After documents from inside Twitter revealed censorship of private citizens at the direction of politicians, Democrats have responded by calling for social media to censor even harder.

Warren refused further comment as she was due to return to the Navajo sweat lodge to receive her new "honorary" tribal name. The Navajo Chief stating Warren would from now on be referred to as Euwe Tskanena which translated loosely means pink nippled squirrel who Screams.

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CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M Best Comment

Racist.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] No you are Racist ….😝

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez He said into the mirror...

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] Yeah but Its a two way mirror and I seeeee youuu.

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez No, you see only your own reflection.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] No I'm not. Now I'm staring at a raphus cucullatus. But that's you still isn't it?

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez To begin with, my little imbecile, that is the skeleton of a corvus corax, or common raven. And I am still waiting for the slightest shred of evidence that I have ever said anything remotely racist on this website. You continue to present nothing but your own baseless accusations.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] You are a racist and your little bird there is a raphus cucullatus. You are also a boring lack-wit. The fact that you have such a bizarre need to post the skeleton of a bird aside it is rather appropriate here as there is nothing of you of any substance besides dry, sun bleached bones.

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez The skeletal bird in my photograph is in fact a specimen of corvus corax, available at skullsunlimited.com for the modest fee of $1,040. Shall I provide a link to prove it? Unlike imbeciles such as yourself, I provide evidence when I make a claim.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] Well Dudley. Your bird is calling to the spirits of the other raphus cucullatus. I think he finds you boring as well. Can't blame him really as you are such a racist.

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez Argue with the owners of this website over what they are selling. I am through arguing provable facts with you.

https://www.skullsunlimited.com/products/replica-raven-skeleton-sc-074-a

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez Additionally, as you have consistently and repeatedly called me a racist without providing the slightest bit of evidence, I have reported every instance of your name calling. Have a nice day.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] You are such a coward. Send that also.

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez "Coward," says the fool who is quite literally unable to produce a shred of evidence for his slanderous claims about me.

In which part of the world do you live? Are you near the Portland area?

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] You have a hard on for me don’t you? Tired of playing with your bird?

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@RuyLopez I find you and your attempted insults barely amusing enough to keep me interested. You continue to refer to "my bird", which tells me you have not ventured to read my profile. Everyone else here knows at least what is to be found there, and would not presume to tell me that a corvus corax is a raphus cucullatus, nor would they refer to my various self-portraits as "my bird".

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@CorvusBlackthorne [@Corvus'Dodo'Blackthorne] Aww that’s sweet. You forgot your meds again didn’t you? Does your therapist make sure to keep you away from the little flightless birds.