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Where can I buy a Jewish Space Laser ?

And are they expensive ?
Most General stores in rural Georgia have them, and good news, they're on sale this month!
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
At Spaceballs:The Gift Shop

Kwek00 · 41-45, M
@Zaphod42
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo]
Is she representing the insane constituency of Georgia ? How in the world did she get elected ? 😳
And the Republicans were laughing at AOC ?
Elessar · 26-30, M
@bijouxbroussard It makes sense to them because conspirational thinking makes people who are too dumb or too lazy to know and understand anything feel like they, for once, know something others don't know. It gives them a false sense of power, or even, being part of an elite (yeah, they don't really hate being oppressed by an elite, they just hate the fact they're not *THE* elite). And whatever you bring up to confute their theories, even the craziest one, will always be interpretable as an attempt to "cover up" the "truth". Social media, interconnecting these minds together and uniting them under a single flag did the rest.

It's not a Whitfield county's, Georgia's, U.S's or any other county/state/country issue, it's global. Trumpism, Q-Anons, European populist parties, Brexit and whatever happened in the last decade were all more or less obtained through the votes of conspiracy nuts.
Kwek00 · 41-45, M
@SwampFlower I'm not sure, but I don't think I did. I've been driving around a lot, but my knowledge of all the counties and the villages... well, I didn't went in depth that much.
Kwek00 · 41-45, M
@RodionRomanovitch She also got interviewed by Dinesh! Going: "[i]I was just asking questions about the things I read.[/i]". You wonder what she reads in her free time. After she said that she was just asking questions, she made some claims that were pretty detached from reality. Things she learned from reading the same crap that she was asking questions about.

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foi7JRsO2fE]

If Dinesh likes you, you know you are pretty fucked up.
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
every jew is born with one. i’m half jewish so i have half
Kwek00 · 41-45, M
@ginnyfromtheblock Does it go "pew pew" or "jew jew"?
itsok · 31-35, F
@ginnyfromtheblock wanna combine our halves?
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
@itsok please ✡️
Carla · 61-69, F
Any kosher butcher shop should have them.
But you have to show a soros pay stub.
Kwek00 · 41-45, M
You need to haggle.
RodionRomanovitch · 56-60, M
@Kwek00 I'm not going higher than ten euros.
Kwek00 · 41-45, M
@RodionRomanovitch That's a good start if you want to haggle... but you need to start lower so you can go up to 10 euros. Here is a quick course:

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2iZjxSGca8]
Northwest · M
They're family heirlooms, and not typically for sale. I've got one, partial at least, from my mom's side of the family. I get to use it for a couple of weeks during the summer, but I have to coordinate with my cousins. This summer, I plan on carving out a path in North Vancouver, B.C.
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@Harriet03 So THAT'S what that new dealership down the road is. 🤔
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
I know a guy who sells them. He offers a payment plan. But, you have to have a purpose for using it that can be turned into an unbelievable conspiracy theory that will be hard for sane people to believe anyone else could possibly believe in.

Let me know and I'll set it up.
SW-User
Nanoo nanoo 👽
She is testing the limits of freedom of speech in defense of Trump.
RodionRomanovitch · 56-60, M
@softspokenman She is testing the limits of sanity.
@RodionRomanovitch Exactly 👍
@RodionRomanovitch Trump probably has her on his list of possible candidates for VP of his 'Trumpian Party' in 2024 since the GOP has obviously 'skyrocketed downwardly' bigly in popularity lately.
SW-User
don't buy a pre-built. You can put one together yourself and save some money.
SW-User
In the toy section at walmart I think 20 bucks but takes those big D cell batteries
SW-User
What is that?
SW-User
@Kwek00 I couldn't care less about politics but yeah ~ or on a theater 🎭 lol
@SW-User
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@fernie2 Hey there 🪶 Long time no see. I missed ya
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Ask Marjorie Taylor Greene.
RodionRomanovitch · 56-60, M
@SW-User She won't take my calls. 😕
SW-User
@RodionRomanovitch Email her.
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Mine is not for sale.
RodionRomanovitch · 56-60, M
@Harmonium1923 Can I just borrow it then ?
monte3 · 70-79, M
@Harmonium1923 how much for one zap?
That’s our secret!

You can probably buy them at the front desk at Mar-a-Lego when you check in 🤷‍♂️
Stupid media and stupid conspiracy theories.
@littlepuppywantanewlife But she really said it. And people really [b]believed[/b] her. 😳
SW-User
From Majorie Taylor Greene
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@SW-User She will make you such a deal........😷
SW-User
@whowasthatmaskedman The best deal, the greatest deal you can't refuse. lol
Tracos · 51-55, M
you can download one from any 5G access point
SW-User
At Bagel Blaster. Energy lox sold separately.
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
In Oz.

Take a left at the yellow brick road
SW-User
You can buy some from Zimbabwe
RodionRomanovitch · 56-60, M
@SW-User Isn't that the place all the Yellowcake comes from too ?
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
At your local solindra dealer
I can't say I've ever heard of one tbh
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
🤦‍♂️
empanadas · 31-35, M
oh god i was wondering when someone was going to ask this
Kwek00 · 41-45, M
@empanadas
RodionRomanovitch bought up all the Jewish Space Laser stock and is now trying to artificially pump up the value to make some quick money.

 
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