If you had antlers how would you decorate them?

Yes with a car

The taxidermist would do that

i'd get me some o that reflective paint and mix in some red and green colouring, maybe one colour for each side

antler perm

kinda like this 🙃

I do somewhere but have never thought to decorate them.

find something in the dollar store. they have everything for a buck

Gold jewelry and chains. Like a Christmas garland

Beer cans

Sharpen them and superglue razor blades up and down each one

Jingle bells

I'd put a mistletoe on them hehe

Battey operated string of mini multi colored lights and tiny jingle bells.

Since it's Christmas maybe Christmas decorations 🤔

Au Naturale as I strut those mean things!

I'd go with Christmas Lights...

Tinsel

With gold

Id avoid anything that jingles

Mistletoe

With humbugs made of tinsel 😏

Lost bikini tops from the ocean

Blood of capitalists?

I would butter them and then coat them in cinnamon sugar.

With the skulls of my defeated foes.

WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES!!!!

With the blood and gore of my enemies

With a mullet

w men’s ballsaks that i have removed 🙂

With dildos