Are you a cat or dog lover?
I've had no experience with cats myself, but I understand they can be quite affectionate and attentive, but only up to a point. Maisy, my little Scottie, jumps all over me, has to share what I'm eating, and understands every word I say. She was given to me two years ago by my sister (a cat owner) because she was unwanted.
I'm doomed!
I'm doomed!