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70-79, M
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Please read my long About Me (it sometimes changes)
About Me
I Hate Politics
REMARKABLE REMARKS FROM RECENT TIMES 1. QUOTE OF THE MONTH Vladimir Putin: The Allied invasion of Normandy in 1944 was not a game-changer 2. QUOTE HEARD EVERY MONTH OVER SEVERAL DECADES Any Iranian government minister or army official in any big sp...
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+ 0 7 replies 27 views Jun 15, 2019 |
I Hate Politics
I Love to Laugh and Make Others Laugh
EMPTY SUPER-MARKETING LANGUAGE Examples of how stores use empty words to seduce the unwitting. Seen in two supermarkets over the last week or two, this declaration: "When it's gone it's gone" What does this statement contribut...
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+ 1 1 reply 3 views May 25, 2019 |
I Love to Laugh and Make Others Laugh
I Hate Political Correctness
...and super-fragile egos
70-79, M
+ 5 0 replies 27 views May 18, 2019 |
I Hate Political Correctness
I Love Getting Messages In My Inbox
What's the biggest number you've seen on your little inbox icon? If there's a 2 on mine, I'm on a roll. It's the best I can get. Usually it's just a 1, and even that doesn't happen all that often
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+ 1 16 replies 27 views Nov 13, 2018 |
I Love Getting Messages In My Inbox
I Hate Bad Grammar
This is a poem for all grammar despots. It's called "OF." (My thanks to Rudyard Kipling, who inspired me with his "If". That was before he turned to cake-making for UK cake-eaters - a much more lucrative project.) OF I th...
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+ 3 3 replies 15 views Nov 11, 2018 |
I Hate Bad Grammar
I Like Old Fashioned Things
THE GENERATION GAP - or should that be BOTTOMLESS GULF A young thing of about 20 tried to chat me up. She was no doubt Impressed by the hoary head (supposed to represent wisdom though this is touch and go in my case) and the noble bearing (I had le...
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+ 2 35 replies 22 views Nov 11, 2018 |
I Like Old Fashioned Things
I Block Annoying , Offensive , Rude Users
Just reached 101 blocks. All cavemen coming my way will receive the same treatment.
70-79, M
+ 2 17 replies 22 views Oct 27, 2018 |
I Block Annoying , Offensive , Rude Users
I Block Annoying , Offensive , Rude Users
Up to 80 individuals blocked now. Some people are freely foul-mouthed and offensive. I refuse to have any input from such specimens. Let them keep their dirt to themselves. Cavemen, I call them. Sub-civilised. Rant over, thanks for looking.
70-79, M
+ 2 1 reply 7 views Aug 21, 2018 |
I Block Annoying , Offensive , Rude Users
I Like Old Fashioned Things
BEWILDERED I never realized what kind of person I have become in today’s world. The following is a recap of my current identity: I was born a white male, which makes me a racist. I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist. I ...
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+ 2 3 replies 11 views Aug 21, 2018 |
I Like Old Fashioned Things
I Like Old Fashioned Things
70-79, M
+ 3 7 replies 46 views Aug 18, 2018 |
I Like Old Fashioned Things
I Like Old Fashioned Things
How things change...
70-79, M
+ 4 4 replies 30 views Aug 18, 2018 |
I Like Old Fashioned Things
I Hate Politics
70-79, M
+ 2 0 replies 24 views Aug 17, 2018 |
I Hate Politics
I Love The British Sense Of Humour
70-79, M
+ 4 2 replies 41 views Jun 1, 2018 |
I Love The British Sense Of Humour
I Hate Spiders
Helpful video on how to deal with very big spiders in the home. Make sure your sound is on to hear the instructions https://www.facebook.com/libuse.peskova.9/videos/1283755878423293/
70-79, M
+ 0 0 replies 2 views Apr 25, 2018 |
I Hate Spiders
I Hate Bad Grammar
THE DUMBING-DOWN OF WESTERN MAN'S LANGUAGE The first line in the item below is supposed to be a sentence. Yet this combination of words is meaningless. Does anybody actually SAY "Bosses be (for example) better paid then employees?" B...
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+ 3 11 replies 40 views Mar 7, 2018 |
I Hate Bad Grammar
I Play With Words
THE GRUESOME TRUTH The origin of some common sporting idioms HE TOOK HIS EYE OFF THE BALL A particularly vicious delivery removed the right eye of the batsman, which adhered to the ball. As the batsman retrieved his organ, the commentator was heard...
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+ 0 16 replies 16 views Mar 6, 2018 |
I Play With Words
I Play With Words
AN EXCITING DAY IN A SMALL PROVINCIAL TOWN, from the local newspaper crime reporter BREAKING NEWS - REPORTED IT AS IT HAPPENED At 7.30 am this morning, it was discovered that thieves had made off with all the toilets in the police station during th...
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+ 2 2 replies 16 views Jan 26, 2018 |
I Play With Words
I Am British
The dumbing-down and downfall of a nation EVOLUTION OF BRITISH MATHS TEACHING 1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A lo...
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+ 14 38 replies 50 views Nov 6, 2017 |
I Am British
I Love Laughing and Laugh At the Most Random Things
The following are sentences actually typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient’s medical history has been remar...
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+ 4 4 replies 20 views Nov 5, 2017 |
I Love Laughing and Laugh At the Most Random Things
I Dont Care About Celebrities
If looks could kill... Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield Guys, if you took your wife / girlfriend to a classy restaurant, how would you like her to dress - like Sophia, or like Jayne?
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+ 6 13 replies 76 views Nov 5, 2017 |
I Dont Care About Celebrities
 
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