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I Hate Spiders
Helpful video on how to deal with very big spiders in the home. Make sure your sound is on to hear the instructions https://www.facebook.com/libuse.peskova.9/videos/1283755878423293/
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Apr 25, 2018
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I Hate Bad Grammar
THE DUMBING-DOWN OF WESTERN MAN'S LANGUAGE The first line in the item below is supposed to be a sentence. Yet this combination of words is meaningless. Does anybody actually SAY "Bosses be (for example) better paid then employees?" B...
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Mar 7, 2018
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I Play With Words
THE GRUESOME TRUTH The origin of some common sporting idioms HE TOOK HIS EYE OFF THE BALL A particularly vicious delivery removed the right eye of the batsman, which adhered to the ball. As the batsman retrieved his organ, the commentator was heard...
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Mar 6, 2018
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I Play With Words
AN EXCITING DAY IN A SMALL PROVINCIAL TOWN, from the local newspaper crime reporter BREAKING NEWS - REPORTED IT AS IT HAPPENED At 7.30 am this morning, it was discovered that thieves had made off with all the toilets in the police station during th...
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Jan 26, 2018
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I Am British
The dumbing-down and downfall of a nation EVOLUTION OF BRITISH MATHS TEACHING 1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A lo...
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Nov 6, 2017
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I Love Laughing and Laugh At the Most Random Things
The following are sentences actually typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient’s medical history has been remar...
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Nov 5, 2017
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I Dont Care About Celebrities
If looks could kill... Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield Guys, if you took your wife / girlfriend to a classy restaurant, how would you like her to dress - like Sophia, or like Jayne?
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Nov 5, 2017
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I Love Laughing and Laugh At the Most Random Things
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Oct 23, 2017
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I Like Funny Photos
Some dogs can learn great tricks
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Oct 21, 2017
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I Love the Beatles
I can remember what I was doing when I heard that John Lennon had been shot. Driving to work in France, one December morning in 1980, listening to the news on BBC radio 4 longwave Anybody else remember that?
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Oct 7, 2017
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I Like Funny Photos
Gymnastics can seriously damage your health
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Sep 30, 2017
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I Like Old Fashioned Things
Anybody remember these? back when we bought the cereal just to get the gift
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Aug 1, 2017
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I Can Find Humor In Most Situations
The Telegraph recently reported that last year in France, "a farmer committed suicide every two days." How on earth did he do that?
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Jul 8, 2017
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I Can Find Humor In Most Situations
Heard this soundbite at St Lazare station in Paris, yesterday: Lady seated in café to her returning friend: "Vous avez trouvé les toilettes?" Returning lady: "Oui oui."
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Jun 2, 2017
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I Am British
I hate media hype. I call it DrivelSpeak BRACING The British media are informing us this morning that office workers all over the country are bracing themselves for finding new computer infections on return to work tomorrow morning. I am just wond...
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May 14, 2017
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I Remember When
Just to show that we oldies had prototypes of the gadgets that the young think they invented just recently
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May 10, 2017
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I Like Funny Photos
Isn't this a brilliant photo? Look at the three faces. What a laugh!
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Apr 26, 2017
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Any UK person voting Corbyn? - Here's the latest...
BREAKING NEWS... Corbyn announces extra bank holidays if elected ------------------------- Pardon? Yes I know it's not fresh fresh news, as it came out yesterday, but remember that the term "Breaking News" is open to journalistic inter...
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Apr 23, 2017
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Politics
Who will go through to round two in French election?
VOTING FOR THE BEST SLOGAN It's afternoon and the streets of French towns are unusually busy for a lazy spring Sunday. People are out doing their civic duty, and only God knows what will result from it. Colourful characters to choose from - so...
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Apr 23, 2017
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I Have Written a Short Story
-American readers - please ignore. This will be of no interest to you. -British readers who watch boxed sets, you may find this of interest. -British readers who are concerned about the Americanisation of English, you might enjoy it. HOUSE OF CARD...
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Apr 18, 2017
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