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I Block Annoying , Offensive , Rude Users

Up to 80 individuals blocked now. Some people are freely foul-mouthed and offensive. I refuse to have any input from such specimens. Let them keep their dirt to themselves. Cavemen, I call them. Sub-civilised. Rant over, thanks for looking.

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I Like Old Fashioned Things

BEWILDERED I never realized what kind of person I have become in today’s world. The following is a recap of my current identity: I was born a white male, which makes me a racist. I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist. I ...

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I Like Old Fashioned Things

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I Like Old Fashioned Things

How things change...

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I Hate Politics

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I Love The British Sense Of Humour

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Helpful video on how to deal with very big spiders in the home. Make sure your sound is on to hear the instructions https://www.facebook.com/libuse.peskova.9/videos/1283755878423293/

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I Hate Bad Grammar

THE DUMBING-DOWN OF WESTERN MAN'S LANGUAGE The first line in the item below is supposed to be a sentence. Yet this combination of words is meaningless. Does anybody actually SAY "Bosses be (for example) better paid then employees?" B...

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I Play With Words

THE GRUESOME TRUTH The origin of some common sporting idioms HE TOOK HIS EYE OFF THE BALL A particularly vicious delivery removed the right eye of the batsman, which adhered to the ball. As the batsman retrieved his organ, the commentator was heard...

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I Play With Words

AN EXCITING DAY IN A SMALL PROVINCIAL TOWN, from the local newspaper crime reporter BREAKING NEWS - REPORTED IT AS IT HAPPENED At 7.30 am this morning, it was discovered that thieves had made off with all the toilets in the police station during th...

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The dumbing-down and downfall of a nation EVOLUTION OF BRITISH MATHS TEACHING 1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A lo...

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I Love Laughing and Laugh At the Most Random Things

The following are sentences actually typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient’s medical history has been remar...

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I Dont Care About Celebrities

If looks could kill... Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield Guys, if you took your wife / girlfriend to a classy restaurant, how would you like her to dress - like Sophia, or like Jayne?

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I Love Laughing and Laugh At the Most Random Things

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I Like Funny Photos

Some dogs can learn great tricks

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I Love the Beatles

I can remember what I was doing when I heard that John Lennon had been shot. Driving to work in France, one December morning in 1980, listening to the news on BBC radio 4 longwave Anybody else remember that?

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I Like Funny Photos

Gymnastics can seriously damage your health

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I Like Old Fashioned Things

Anybody remember these? back when we bought the cereal just to get the gift

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I Can Find Humor In Most Situations

The Telegraph recently reported that last year in France, "a farmer committed suicide every two days." How on earth did he do that?

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I Can Find Humor In Most Situations

Heard this soundbite at St Lazare station in Paris, yesterday: Lady seated in café to her returning friend: "Vous avez trouvé les toilettes?" Returning lady: "Oui oui."

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