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Why my cat looks at me like he's the one paying the mortgage?

AndysAttic · 56-60, M Best Comment
I don't know what you mean:


🤔… I believe him. He’s definitely paying your mortgage.
CestManan · 46-50, F
Oh you know cats think they OWN the damned place.

Anything that sleeps 20 hours a day and licks it's own butt is probably not paying any bills though.
SirAhmed · 31-35, M
@CestManan Here's the harsh truth. They own us lol. As an Egyptian we worshipped these motherfuckers at some point lol
CestManan · 46-50, F
@SirAhmed Some Americans are not much better, especially crazy cat ladies. 😄
@CestManan but they DO own the place we just have yet to truly realize
Matt85 · 36-40, M
Do not question the master
Luckylu · 61-69, F
I once knew a man who was like that. He didn’t just look it he acted like it too. He discovered that didn’t get him very far. 🤣
supersnipe · 61-69, M
Simple. We humans are divided into [i]Staff [/i]and [i]Tenants[/i]
matthewjames · 18-21, M
I like him!
spice1 · M
That's why I prefer cats over dogs, they're more like people, as long as you feed them, give them a home they'll stay with you and even protect you but the minute you mistreat them they'll throw you under the bus.
NickiHijab · F
Can we arrange a date between your cat and mine?

I feel like he has potential
SirAhmed · 31-35, M
@NickiHijab Sure but you're taking them both 🤣
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Cats are narcissists…they feel entitled to more of whatever you provide them.
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
They own the place, we just live there at their pleasure.
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
Because He's your Master. Now go make him a sandwich 😍
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
He is. In mice.
spjennifer · 56-60, T
Because [i]he[/i] owns the place even if [i]you're[/i] paying for it, that's the beauty of cats! 🐱🤪
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
Well you're on its territory, right? Doesn't matter who's paying for what.
4meAndyou · F
He's a beautiful cat! He can look at me like that all he wants! 😹😹😹
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ServantOfTheGoddess · 61-69, M
Cats rule their own world and we love them for it.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Those laid back ears are a good clue that he’s pissed
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@SirAhmed There are some dogs that you cannot trust around birds or chickens. Labrador retrievers to be exact. They can’t help themselves. My grandpa went on vacation and asked us to care for his dog. We brought him to the farm and he would get into the fenced chicken yards and kill a chicken every day. Had to bring him inside. My aunt went into the living room and found the parakeet cage on a stand laying on the floor with seeds scattered all over. She looked at the dog and he had a guilty look on his face and there were parakeet feathers on the floor too. She put the bird cage up and cleaned it up. Swept up the seeds and told us the dog had ate the parakeet. We all cried. She had to chain the dog up outside to keep him from killing the chickens. The next day she got the vacuum cleaner out to pick up more of the bird seeds around the furniture that she missed with the broom. Here comes the naked-butt parakeet out from under the sofa. He wasn’t dead, just hiding till he heard the vacuum cleaner.
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
@cherokeepatti Was the parakeet all right? Did it they get over the ordeal?
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@ninalanyon Yes he survived.
Smartygirl24 · 31-35, F
Such a round face he got😅
Because he is. What are you doing in his house anyways?
SirAhmed · 31-35, M
@TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart Obeying him lol
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AndysAttic · 56-60, M
Thanks for the BC
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
Thanks for the BC
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