Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
Sweetie, you are the diet coke of badass!
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Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@CaptainBard A bit delusion of grandeur.....maybe Vanilla coke if you work out a bit more 🤔
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure that’s a lot to ask
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@CaptainBard So Diet coke it is <3
EldritchFox · 41-45, F
I'm good ass
If you mean by badass, that I'm cute and I love animals. Then yes✨✨☺☺
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous yea that’s exactly what I meant by badass 🙄
CenterPiece · 36-40, F
Hellz yeah
mindstruggle · F
I took your sunglasses one time. 😎
mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
I've heard you've got good collection. 🧐
I've heard you've got good collection. 🧐
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle heard schmerd
mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
*flicks your noggin
*flicks your noggin
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
One time I jaywalked
TurtlePink · F
After what I just did, I think so 😌😌
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink what’d you do? 👀
TurtlePink · F
@CaptainBard just me being obnoxious at work 🙃
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink nice
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Yeah I ride a motorcycle with no gear
*Shows off my road rash
*Shows off my road rash
Jexie · 26-30, F
Heck yeah!
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Jexie damn right
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
Yeah, I'm a veteran trained in boxing, wrestling and hand-to-hand combat as well as being a sharpshooter (I guess pretty much the same is true of you).
MellyMel22 · F
Me? Yes. You? No.
MellyMel22 · F
@CaptainBard I never would’ve taken them if I knew they were THC. It was a nightmare. It scared the hell out of me. I thought I overdosed or something and was popping activated charcoal 🤣
Were yours similar?
Were yours similar?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 oh gosh! My experience wasn’t nearly that bad luckily. I just remember feeling like I was becoming stuck to the ground or something and then leaving dinner early to go back to my hotel (i was in Vegas)
MellyMel22 · F
That sounds scary too though! @CaptainBard
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Ummm… hmmm
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I doubt it,but I did aquire some new sunglasses 😎
Straylight · F
Minus the bad.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Straylight Sweet Ass. 😬
Straylight · F
@Degbeme 😝
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I have bad gas.
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No, but I have an ass.
GoFish ·
occasionally superiorly badder than you tho even nice on occasion too it's iffy
tenente · 36-40, M
when I think about my crush, i run around my house, like a mad man
SarahAndSamantha · 51-55, T
no, i just have a bad ass
Ontheroad · M
Does bad odor count?
greensnacks · F
With certainty. I'm not.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@greensnacks well now I don’t even know who I’m talking to
greensnacks · F
Your brother from another mother
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@greensnacks just don’t smother
Selah ·
Like you? No.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Selah it’s hard to match
Lostpoet · M
Bad ass, sad ass, and sometimes just ass.
bookerdana · M
@Lostpoet I got ya ,buddy
BillyMack · 46-50, M
I could only wish
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@GnomeyGee can’t all live life in the edge I guess
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@CaptainBard That's right!
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
duh 😤


Captainjackass · 31-35, M
bookerdana · M
@Captainjackass thats pretty funny
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@bookerdana apparently it’s a movie.
Tumbleweed · F
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@BloviatingBuffoon dang I won’t mess with you
@CaptainBard I like your name here :)
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