How do you seduce a raccoon?

Try a bowl of goldfish. ..not a fish bowl, a big mixing bowl or a casserole type dish so the raccoon can work.

All i know is that they love to wash their food and their hands, ..and my buddy had a tiny little fountain pond he tried to keep stocked with goldfish but couldn't keep up with the demands of the raccoons.

Oh my gosh I remember I used to be so obsessed with raccoons and during Covid all I would watch was videos of people‘s pet raccoons😅😅 they are so cute. I don’t know how to seduce them, but you should get one as a pet and post pictures 😩

Usually dinner and a show but the bar bill can be huge..
I'm not weird,I'm limited edition😌

With food

Bacon 🥓

@itsok Can you ask Maple and tell us what she says?

"Hey, like your eyes. Wanna come back to my place?"

cat food 😍

Very carefully!

Gotta know the way to their heart:

Wear something like this..

Well is the raccoon new and looking for love?

@caccoon We have a question for you ...

Why would you want to?

They like food and pools to wash their food in 🙂

The furries entered the chat

Ask @Bexsy she’s one in disguise.

with trash. some really tasty trash.

Cover yourself in tasty, tasty trash.

Poke it with your giant Asian meat stick