Should I throw fertilizer at my roommate so she’d grow up?

Throw in compost too.😂

Didn’t seem to work here.

I might use this line on a student next term 😈

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Yes but that fertilizer is just poop

that should garner some attention

That might work, but don't overdo it ...


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Yes, yes you should!

you could poop in her bed.

Or just for fun.

Vegetarian I guess?

Yes....

Change the light bulbs in her room to high pressure sodium bulbs. That might help..🤭

Use your own, that'll get the message across, a bit of home grown dookie!!!

Also a good pressure washing might give her a reality check

yikes!

Pour water on her like that trend where things grow when you add water

Yes, and manure

Honestly it won’t hurt lol

Try watering her more often.