People appear more attractive when seen in a group than when viewed alone
Entwistle · 56-60, M
Hitler once stayed in Liverpool with his suster.
God is both male and female
TheRealBarbossa · 36-40, T
I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.
Abbie Hoffman
Abbie Hoffman
Magicianzini · M
@TheRealBarbossa It would just give people an excuse to eat each other.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@TheRealBarbossa Honestly, this would just inspire me to go to war so I have an excuse to eat more people.
TheRealBarbossa · 36-40, T
@GeistInTheMachine let's join forces 😊
When I left my childhood home for the last time I removed the spindle from my bedroom door handle and closed the door so that nobody else would be able to open it. I still have that spindle 38 years later 🙌
Spacesbetweenus · 31-35, F
@InfoTunaBotTheReturn but is that the same door ?🤪
Entwistle · 56-60, M
There are more trees on Earth than there are stars in our Milky Way galaxy.
Spacesbetweenus · 31-35, F
@Entwistle no way ,thats not true 🤷
I once filled an empty pint of Ben & Jerry's with water and stuck it in the freezer so when my husband came home from work and checked on it, the pint would be heavy from the weight of the ice and he wouldn’t suspect I’d eaten the whole thing. Luckily he wasn’t much of an ice cream eater so he didn’t bother opening the lid, just wanted to check on whether I was keeping the promise I made to myself to stop downing pints so my ass wouldn’t keep expanding.
Spacesbetweenus · 31-35, F
@OlderSometimesWiser tell your husband ass expansion is directly proportional to fertility bahahaha
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Sleambo hogna ta 😬
Convivial · 26-30, F
When drinking, dogs tongues curl up, cats tongues curl under... Thank you, it's quite ok 😜
ShenaniganFoodie · 41-45, M
Convivial · 26-30, F
@ShenaniganFoodie say Ahhh
Busybee333 · 31-35, F
Did you know that colibris in a unique way? Instead of regular wing flaps, They make that infinity like "♾" shape with their wings when they fly? This way of flying allows them to lift off like helicopters + fly backwards ^^. They also flap their wings the fastest (forgot the exact nunber lol). Anyways, I like these tiny facts about these colorful, vibrant colibris :)
rinkydinkydoink · M
Abe Lincoln farting - I'd bet the farm no other person currently alive has either.
Lostpoet · M
There's a little 🐛 bug that can live up to 500 years.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Something you have never heard before
Male ducks dont say quak
Lilnonames · F
A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds
1490wayb · 61-69, M
are you out of your pea-pickin mind??😂😂
MrSmartyPants · 46-50, M
Sometimes cheesebuns can be a perfectly fine main course wedged in between days where all food groups are covered ideally.
This might be a common saying though amongst the rising generation,and it got hypno-transported to me briefly, and this keyboard took a picture of it.
This might be a common saying though amongst the rising generation,and it got hypno-transported to me briefly, and this keyboard took a picture of it.

























