One ex bf described me as a sack of potatoes in bed lol

Now I'm curious so are you

I think we may have stumbled on why he is your Ex..Lets hope his replacement has you leaving clawmarks on the celing..😷

I think you should ask yourself that question, are you really like that? I think there is a very high possibility that you are

I really don't believe that is true at all.

We would have enjoyed it when such things(calling pet names or other stuffs)actually happened and when think about it now,it makes us hate them even more.

I think you would be mashing:)

Damn

And yet potatoes are so tasty and worth eating? :)~

What one accuses is likely to work both ways.

It takes effort to get results.

You mean like Idaho!

That isnt a compliment

We use the phrase “dead fish “ here in NY

So you just lay there 😱

If someone called me that, Id probably say: serves you right for sleeping with sacks of potatos 😐

What does that even mean?

maybe he had no fantasy in bed and you got bored and slept in 😂

So you just laid there?

That does NOT sound good. What an odd thing to say.

atleast being a sack of potatoes and not the cookie monster, in bed, has a certain amount of class about it.

Potatoes are the most eaten veggies

A sack of potatoes might be tight 🥔🥔🥔🥔🍠🍠

Hope you got rid of him that night

Maybe, you should’ve played with his sack,

Buy him a potato peeler 🤭

that's better than being described as mashed potatoes...no body tone and inactive during sex...cum on girl...surely that's not you😻

tasty when dunked in lube 👍

Should have told him then mash me loser😎

Is it possible that you were texting a friend at the time and you weren't doing a very good job of multitasking?