HeavenBesideYou · 56-60, F
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@HeavenBesideYou he can't wait for that they tell everyone who see those pictures that's framed at their house
HeavenBesideYou · 56-60, F
@SW-User Hahaha. My mom sits there and tells the same old stories every family dinner. Especially after a glass or two of wine 
Monaschandroff86 · F
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@Monaschandroff86 it was very painful even without the teeth you never forget it I'm still scared of big birds lol
RunTheJulz · 46-50, F
@Monaschandroff86 I was bit by a swan when it came very close to the canoe 
I was sitting in and I was only about five so I learned the hard way that swans 
can be very aggressive even though they look so serene.
I was sitting in and I was only about five so I learned the hard way that swans can be very aggressive even though they look so serene.
UKNaturist · M
For whatever reason, a common saying in northern England regarding swans is that they can break your arm. 
"Swans!! They can break your arm!!"
Why your arm, I don't know and I have yet to come across anyone who has had their arm broken by a swan
"Swans!! They can break your arm!!"
Why your arm, I don't know and I have yet to come across anyone who has had their arm broken by a swan
SJones48 · 41-45, M
Wow 
Lilliesandlight · 41-45, F
Whoops!
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
They are so gigantic and scary up close.
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@Starcrossed they are very aggressive too lol
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
Oh wow.
Wizardry · 46-50, M
Opps that must have been embarrassing
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@Sojournersoul the leg hurt worst but the bit in the butt jokes have been going on for over a decade now
Sojournersoul · M
@SW-User I would keep them going too.
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@SW-User So what yer saying is you got your Christmas goose from a swan?
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@LordShadowfire that should have been the caption on the pictures we had framed
BigGuy2 · 31-35, M
A nice life story to tell and tell over again