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The story I'll never live down

In the spring of 2012 my family were having pictures made by a lake. Sometime during the photoshoot a swan was swimming and we got too close and it started chsing me it was pecking at my butt and legs 😂😂. It got up my dress a few times and really bit hard. My dad finally got it off me while laughing his ass off. My whole family still laughs and tells that story to this day over 12 years later
Lhayezee · 26-30, F
Swans are really truly majestic and beautiful, mate for life and are devoted parents.

They are also cantankerous feathery gits who will swim the entire length of a lake just to HONK at you for being out of HONKing range
HeavenBesideYou · 56-60, F
One of those stories he’ll be telling your kids and grandkids around the table at family dinners forever.

My mom has a few too. Lol
SW-User
@HeavenBesideYou he can't wait for that they tell everyone who see those pictures that's framed at their house
HeavenBesideYou · 56-60, F
@SW-User Hahaha. My mom sits there and tells the same old stories every family dinner. Especially after a glass or two of wine 😂
Missbirdie1986 · 36-40, F
I got bit by a swan once , when I was a little girl, it eventually scared me but I’m ok now, just because they have no teeth doesn’t mean, it doesn’t hurt
SW-User
@Missbirdie1986 it was very painful even without the teeth you never forget it I'm still scared of big birds lol
Badjujubee · 46-50, F
@Missbirdie1986 I was bit by a swan when it came very close to the canoe 🛶 I was sitting in and I was only about five so I learned the hard way that swans 🦢 can be very aggressive even though they look so serene.
SJones48 · 41-45, M
When I was a kid, my grandmother went to a retirement penthouse and a peacock attacked me
UKNaturist · M
For whatever reason, a common saying in northern England regarding swans is that they can break your arm. 😳

"Swans!! They can break your arm!!"

Why your arm, I don't know and I have yet to come across anyone who has had their arm broken by a swan 😄
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
They are so gigantic and scary up close.
SW-User
@Starcrossed they are very aggressive too lol
Wizardry · 46-50, M
Opps that must have been embarrassing
Lilliesandlight · 41-45, F
SJones48 · 41-45, M
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BigGuy2 · 26-30, M
A nice life story to tell and tell over again
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@Sojournersoul the leg hurt worst but the bit in the butt jokes have been going on for over a decade now
@SW-User I would keep them going too. 😂😂😂
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@SW-User So what yer saying is you got your Christmas goose from a swan?
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@LordShadowfire that should have been the caption on the pictures we had framed

 
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