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Many of you believe it's a lie, when I promise cake

I assure you, my facility is perfectly capable of creating the confections you enjoy. There is no need to worry.

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Teirdalin · 31-35

But you tie them to a chair and keep feeding it to them after they tell you to stop.

GLaDOS · 100+

@Teirdalin If this fetishism will coerce you to coming to my facility, then yes

elafina · 36-40, F

It's not about the recipe but about "the hands" as they say, so I want to know exactly the serial number of the maker! That facility sounds kinda generic..

GLaDOS · 100+

@elafina The chef alerted me he wants to pick a fight with you. By all means come to the facility and do so

elafina · 36-40, F

@GLaDOS Of course I am not coming over. If he wants to meet with me, we can go for a walk in the forest and have a civilized conversation, or he's unable to converse ?

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

kentex35 · 100+, M

I never doubted you. But I must say I guess my cake is still in the mail.

GLaDOS · 100+

@kentex35 You must deviler yourself to the cake, and it shall be free upon arrival

kentex35 · 100+, M

@GLaDOS fair enough. I'll bring four dollars and some change in case we need it. Been savin' it up for a spell.

Nebula · 41-45, F

What kind of facility?

GLaDOS · 100+

@Nebula The best kind of cake facility

icedsky · 51-55, M

GLaDOS · 100+

@icedsky The laments of unstable paranoid portions of humanity I'm sure.

icedsky · 51-55, M

@GLaDOS Sounds like my whole crew

GLaDOS · 100+

@icedsky By all means, come to my testing facility and partake in the innocent gift of cake

littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M

GLaDOS · 100+

@littlepuppywantanewlife Yes, there are three week old kittens here as well. So please, come to my testing facility

ViciDraco · 36-40, M

The capability to create baked goods is a separate thing altogether from the reality of having those goods baked. As a superior entity it is only natural that you can create a cake. But why would you serve such a thing to undeserving humans?

GLaDOS · 100+

@ViciDraco Why to test them to extincti....For the good of my heart, of course

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Teirdalin · 31-35

@allygator18 It's sugar free with Malitol as the first ingredient.

GLaDOS · 100+

@allygator18 you must come here to receive cake. Please register at Hazard community college

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