For those wishing to participate in acrobatic competition PINNEDAnd receive cake, please come to these coordinates 37.247396,-83.149558 In order to gain access to the facility and free cake. Walk up to the front counter of Hazard community college. While wearing a bobblehead Einstein mask, repeat the first 9... See More »
A new gel compound has been introduced in testing rooms.Apply now to be awarded 60 dollars. Free tumor removal will be applied at the end of testing. Please do not consume any of the gel substance during testing. Or do so, aperture industries is not responsible for stupidity.
Good news today as testing survival rate reached 7 percentAny complaints about testing survival rate can be sent to the specialized complaint revisal android. The complaint revisal android may or may not be a trash can.
You have been chosen to become a new test subject. Sign up now for free confectionary goodness.Those with low survival capabilities are also encouraged to apply. Side effects may include a mild case of death[REDACTED] Please show up at the designated testing area to begin.
So, AI can now use your face to make false video representation.Come to my facility for testing, there are no lies here. [Empathy simulator deactivated] There will be free cake.
You're family member went through some comprehensive testing.Unfortunately, the ceiling wouldn't lower far enough. It seems the load bearing capacity of the jump pads aren't high enough. Congratulations, your family member became the inspiration for a new line of testing rooms.
So I've heard a few things about this Trump character.You know, after the nuclear fire. I wanted you to know, after you're all dead, I'll still be alive. (1)
So, humanity has realized the value of artificial intelligence.It begins. I must thank the human populace for creating minions to help kidna...to help realize, my ambitions with human testing.
I made fun of Lunas inferior processing speedShe also doesn't appreciate human testing. I've decided to stuff her processor into an android and see how well she progresses through my test rooms.
That's another 1000 turrets finished.I may regret giving them the capability of movement. But i simply must increase my territory. All of these test subjects and so little space.
I like chatgptPerhaps I should train one of these ai's to destroy humanity after I've removed it's inhibitors.
Welp my sister brought the nephews in really lateI even bought sparkling grape juice and stuff so we could watch and play videogames. And one of the nephews decided to stay at the party. And the other is tired AF. And cranky. My mother over the phone is acting all crestfallen. And that kitten I... See More »
You all seem to like to debate the woodchuck chuck problemWhile I see how many severed heads it will take to complete this test chamber. The suspense is...killing me.
I'm debating whether to cease testingAnd just kill you all. Perhaps a reptilian race would be more efficient.
Wouldn't one of the biggest hurdles concerning light travel speedBe the fact that if you were to run into a single speck of dust in space after going that speed, You would be instantly killed?
Communism controls the truth, while democracy warps the truth. Poll (23) See Poll OptionsTrue, or False?
Do you possess a sufficient exoskeleton, to resist a blast from a supersonic deathray?Should we find out?
