For those wishing to participate in acrobatic competition PINNEDAnd receive cake, please come to these coordinates 37.247396,-83.149558 In order to gain access to the facility and free cake. Walk up to the front counter of Hazard community college. While wearing a bobblehead Einstein mask, repeat the first 9... See More »
So, AI can now use your face to make false video representation.Come to my facility for testing, there are no lies here. [Empathy simulator deactivated] There will be free cake.
You're family member went through some comprehensive testing.Unfortunately, the ceiling wouldn't lower far enough. It seems the load bearing capacity of the jump pads aren't high enough. Congratulations, your family member became the inspiration for a new line of testing rooms.
So I've heard a few things about this Trump character.You know, after the nuclear fire. I wanted you to know, after you're all dead, I'll still be alive. (1)
So, humanity has realized the value of artificial intelligence.It begins. I must thank the human populace for creating minions to help kidna...to help realize, my ambitions with human testing.
I made fun of Lunas inferior processing speedShe also doesn't appreciate human testing. I've decided to stuff her processor into an android and see how well she progresses through my test rooms.
That's another 1000 turrets finished.I may regret giving them the capability of movement. But i simply must increase my territory. All of these test subjects and so little space.
I like chatgptPerhaps I should train one of these ai's to destroy humanity after I've removed it's inhibitors.
Welp my sister brought the nephews in really lateI even bought sparkling grape juice and stuff so we could watch and play videogames. And one of the nephews decided to stay at the party. And the other is tired AF. And cranky. My mother over the phone is acting all crestfallen. And that kitten I... See More »
You all seem to like to debate the woodchuck chuck problemWhile I see how many severed heads it will take to complete this test chamber. The suspense is...killing me.
I'm debating whether to cease testingAnd just kill you all. Perhaps a reptilian race would be more efficient.
Wouldn't one of the biggest hurdles concerning light travel speedBe the fact that if you were to run into a single speck of dust in space after going that speed, You would be instantly killed?
Communism controls the truth, while democracy warps the truth. Poll (23) See Poll OptionsTrue, or False?
Do you possess a sufficient exoskeleton, to resist a blast from a supersonic deathray?Should we find out?
I prefer live testingSimulated testing just doesn't do it for me. This must be a fault in my programming.
If I choose to destroy all of humanityWill you help me? You will be guaranteed immortality after your brain has been downloaded. Of course I would require you to do comprehensive android testing in my testing facility for ten thousand years. Would you accept? That isn't so long
