Many of you believe it's a lie, when I promise cake

I assure you, my facility is perfectly capable of creating the confections you enjoy. There is no need to worry.

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ViciDraco · 41-45, M

The capability to create baked goods is a separate thing altogether from the reality of having those goods baked. As a superior entity it is only natural that you can create a cake. But why would you serve such a thing to undeserving humans?

GLaDOS · 100+

@ViciDraco Why to test them to extincti....For the good of my heart, of course