Am I the asshole for coming off as too flirty when I genuinely wanted to help someone?I was feeling lonely, and kind of useless, so I went to reddit and reached out to this one girl. She was six months pregnant from rape, and had no one to support her. She said she was feeling suicidal, so I talked to her over snapchat, and got to... See More »
Am I really such a pedophile?I accidentally called 1 girl hot, who was 16, which is legal age over here anyway. I mostly said it so she didnt feel bad about my previous comment that she should wear baggier clothes so not to sexualize herself, which I think was probably the wrong... See More »
If I die and my family goes through my phone they'll be like, "This little asshole was crazier than we thought!"
Speaking of skateboards...remember that one time?When you were 13 and went to your grandma's house with the family and grandma had Parkinsons so she had a big bottle of Valium. Well, you loaded up your shirt pocket with a handful and you must have been smoking some of that nasty paraquat weed from... See More »
Ya know i do really try to be nice and friendly person but dear god i wanna punch so many people in the face all the time! [I Am A Cynical Asshole]
Fuck you Branson! You're a twat and everyone hates you! [I Am A Cynical Asshole]That is all. As you were.
So, there me reading somebody’s terrible moments on Facebook [I Am A Cynical Asshole]As I go to put on the sad emoji. Of course it remembers my last response and it puts a gaping smiling face with two thumbs up and I pressed on it with the mind frame of thinking I put down the sad one
If you morons can't handle me feel free to gtfo. You ain't ready for the internet yet. Go have a nap instead. [I Am A Cynical Asshole] (1)
