Speaking of skateboards...remember that one time?

When you were 13 and went to your grandma's house with the family and grandma had Parkinsons so she had a big bottle of Valium. Well, you loaded up your shirt pocket with a handful and you must have been smoking some of that nasty paraquat weed from those days but you were feeling it so you invited everyone out on the front porch to watch one of your tricks. You had your little sister get on her hands and knees in the street and then you skated up to her and jumped off the board and let the board slide under her as you were going to land on it on the other side of her. Well, everyone was watching and when you went up all those Valiums came flying out of your shirt pocket all over the street. You panicked mid-air and bailed on the board and immediately scrambled to collect the damning evidence. Dad yelled from the porch, "What's all that, Dan?" "Just candy, Dad!" "Well, then just leave it, son!" "That's alright, Dad. I got it."