What was your most embarrassing or funny sexual experience?

We tried to have $exy time, but our dog wouldn't leave us alone, so we put him out of the room. He stood outside the door crying. Eventually we just gave up and let him back in and we all went to sleep. 🤣

I got one from last October. When my man and I were staying at my sister's place, we were having sex one night but got interrupted by my sister's fire alarm suddenly going off! Turns out, my nieces were reading stories with a candle lit and when they put it out, the smoke was enough to set off the alarm. Thankfully, it was nothing serious, but it totally killed the mood for us. 😂

There are many....

Since I'm sneezing right now, I recall one related..

My nose is quite sensitive due to injury. So my ex super excited and we went all passionately and she hit my nose.
Rest everything happened while me sneezing during the whole session... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Maybe the time a friend of my girlfriend came to visit us for a weekend. My girlfriend loved to take photos of me masturbating and she showed them to her friend, who complained that she'd asked her boyfriend to masturbate while she watched, but he'd never done it for her. So I got volunteered to perform while she watched. To set the mood, so to speak, we were both naked on the couch and I was leaning back between her legs while she watched from over my shoulder. Normally, when I came masturbating I'd have cum onto my stomach, but I guess the situation made me extra excited or maybe pumping a bit harder than usual, so that when I came this time things really spurted and I shot up over my chest, over my shoulder, and actually hit her in the face -- which was a surprise for everyone.

When I was young around my g/fs parents house,they were having a party,my g/f and I snuck off to her bedroom ,I was doing the deed and then her mother walked in and I was choc-o-block up her,her mother's said oopps and walked straight out ,bit embarrassing

I met this lady at a check in and she was traveling from the east coast to the west coast. She was by herself. We hit it off, we went to a motel and had some of the best sex ever. It was.awesome. After I had to go to the bath room and turned on the light and there I was with red from the tip of my nose to the bottom of my chin. Yes I love going down on women. Mos5 like it for sure. I thought to myself WOW. if it was that good it must be alright. So I went back and started all,over again. It has never bothered me since, in fact it is a turn on knowing she is ready.

We were teenagers out parking. Things were heating up and he was rock hard. We jumped into the back seat but he was limp and couldn't get hard. He literally cried....

Realising I’d dozed off mid way through and then woke up just as she was having her special moment.

Fooling around in a van on military property (had no idea) We had just collapsed in eachothers arms when suddenly the van started rocking crazily from side to side! I told my friend to ‘stop doing that!’ And she said ‘I thought it was you!!’
And then we heard a bellowing voice…”You folks are on military property! Leave immediately
And then we could hear a bunch of army dressed guys laughing as we looked outside! They were outside the van the whole time! Embarrassing!!!

Most embarrassing was when a girl's boyfriend walked in on us. She never mentioned having a boyfriend.

The only thing I can think of is being walked in on by my partner’s sibling.

Oh boy

With a much older.man. More in private chat only...

Dropping the soap.

Our funniest experiences were getting tangled up when trying different positions. My most embarrassing was lasting less than 30 seconds the first time I had sex with my wife.

I got dared to strip naked, Lay on a picnic table and masturbate for mixed group of ten or twelve older kids at the school playground right after school.
I was fourteen at the time.

A teacher walked up and grabbed me by the arm. Al the kids ran away WITH ALL MY CLOTHES !

It was a long very embarrassing walk to the office and half way there I ejaculated all over my self.
Many kids saw me, the laughter was so loud.
They made me sit there naked until my Mom came to pick me up.

It made me so extremely horney,
I had many exhibitionist adventures after that.

Nothing all that embarrassing and the closest thing to funny would involve me being very pleased with myself

College. A lady and I went to her place to play. Her dog bit me on the ass! Her dad was cool because he paid the doctor's bill.

Getting caught by the cops

Hold on while I find my rolodex.

i cum in seconds

She wanted to see me piss...LOL