What was your most embarrassing or funny sexual experience?

I met this lady at a check in and she was traveling from the east coast to the west coast. She was by herself. We hit it off, we went to a motel and had some of the best sex ever. It was.awesome. After I had to go to the bath room and turned on the light and there I was with red from the tip of my nose to the bottom of my chin. Yes I love going down on women. Mos5 like it for sure. I thought to myself WOW. if it was that good it must be alright. So I went back and started all,over again. It has never bothered me since, in fact it is a turn on knowing she is ready.