Ma’am, That’s for wrinkles, caught red-handed… moisturizing.
My DIL got real brave on the phone today like, ‘Very bold of you to leave your toy out on the dresser.’ Ma’am. That is a light therapy massager for helping my skin absorb cream. Not everything that vibrates is living its best sinful life.
I’m old school. Nothing faster or more reliable than my own hand anyway. I do have couple favorite toys though, but i digress
